It seems that the cash worries at Ibrox are almost over after a group of fans devised a cunning plan to SINK Sports Direct.
News broke earlier this evening on the highly respected Ibrox Noise website about the deal which will leave shareholders in Sports Direct clutching worthless pieces of paper.
The power of the blue pound has been underestimated in many quarters but the new plan is set to deliver the moonbeam of moonbeams across the Stock Market and world football.
While Dave Murray kept the gullible amused with tales of hover pitches, super casinos and domination of European football the latest scheme will combine the best elements of all three plans into one with devastating effect on ra Pacific Shelf FC.
Explaining the deal Ibrox Noise revealed: “If Rangers First were giving Sports Direct Shares away, no one else would be able to sell their Sports Direct shares and no one would want to buy any either. Sports Direct shares would in effect be worthless.
“We could buy up £100,000 worth per month to give away on a monthly basis. We could have a very public monthly give away of these shares. It seems hugely costly, and seems like we’re giving our money away… and money that could be used for buying Rangers shares. It’s not wasteful if it gets Ashley and Sports Direct off our back sooner than the inevitable 7 years.
“The value of Sports Direct would drop (plummet?) on the stock exchange and become worthless if people could receive shares for free. The bad press surrounding this for Sports Direct would be another cost.
Shareholders in Sports Direct wouldn’t be long in demanding a complete withdrawal from all things Rangers, to protect their investment.
“Making it known that this was being considered would worry many at Sports Direct. But the key is to be ruthless – like Ashley himself – in seeing it through, and doing it. If it had to be done for many many months it would be worth it. Even if it was for 6 years it would be worth it if Ashley and Sports Direct were to depart just 1 year before the contractual 7 year termination of contract agreement. The shareholders in Sports Direct wouldn’t want their shares valueless for that long. Just imagine what damage this could do to that company.
“We have the power. We are Rangers. Ashley and the Sports Direct shareholders don’t know how determined or ruthless we can be for the life of our Club. We should play him at his own game, and win.”
It’s believed that the plan has already been given approval at the highest level from within the Blue Room of Dignity with the launch expected later this week.
Despite Sports Direct having a market capitalisation of £3.244bn and share trading of £26m during January experts believe that the cunning plan is a sure fire winner.
Speaking exclusively to Video Celts Peil Natey admitted: “I’ve looked at the plan and while the figures involved are slightly ambitious I believe that with the backing of their massive fan-base this could become reality.
“There’s no reason to doubt it, a lot of work has gone into this, when it comes off I think it will change football finance forever. I’ve heard that supporters of Manchester City and Chelsea are working on similar blueprints.”
City traders will be watching Sports Direct closely when the market opens tomorrow, April is seven weeks away.