Charlotte strikes Gold with Green and Whyte tapes

Charlotte Fakes, the first lady of internet bampottery, has published a series of astonishing audio tapes revealing the true extent of the relationship between Charles Green and Craig Whyte.

The twitter newcomer seems to have limitless access to a number of documents, in print and audio, that blows apart the claim that Green and Whyte have no business ties.

A series of eight audio tapes were released on Thursday evening which shows Green and Whyte laughing and joking through their cunning plan to make money out of the club which was one month away from being put into liquidation.

Whyte’s trademark er um style is clearly heard deep in conversation with plain speaking Green whose conversation is littered with expletives.

The two men discuss in detail the process that they will go through to carve up the assets and split the profits between themselves and their investors.

Green openly admits that FIFA and UEFA won’t acknowledge the new club but claims that all is well with the SFA who bent over backwards to provide the newco with associate membership.

The entire content of the conversations shows the contempt that Green and Whyte have for the ‘football people’ involved with Whyte particularly scathing of Ally McCoist.

“Some of these guys are good at saying what the fans want to hear,” the former Motherwell born billionaire said. “McCoist’s a master at that. Crap manager, but good at the media.” 

“He’s been saved by this process. Disorganised guy. Desk in a total mess with papers from six months ago. He wouldn’t have been there if it weren’t for the admin process.”

For his part Green claimed: “When Souey (Graeme Souness) kicked you you stayed kicked. If ‘e played today’he wouldn’t just be sent off- ee’d be sent to jail for GBH.

“At Rangers ‘e’s a legend, ‘e would definitely take a job if we needed ‘im.

Despite the friendly nature of the chat things quickly turned sour between Green and Whyte when the oldco assets were transferred from Sevco 5088 to Sevco Scotland.

Whyte is taking that matter to court which could invalidate the December share issue although it’s highly unlikely that the Scottish football authorities will take any action despite seeking guarantees from Green that Whyte wasn’t involved in the newco.

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