Sevco fans turned in Humza Yousaf after he broke the bad news to his constituents that Steven Gerrard won’t be going to Ibrox.
The MSP for Pollok in Glasgow saw through the spin and moonbeams timed to boost sluggish season ticket sales after another season of misery for the gullible.
Spoiler alert – Gerrard won’t be Rangers Manager https://t.co/MimNHTwvCc
— Humza Yousaf (@HumzaYousaf) April 26, 2018
Rangers in talks with Steven Gerrard to become new manager https://t.co/uj5LhH7RmH pic.twitter.com/gIwbj6kQJ3
— STV News (@STVNews) April 26, 2018
The Lisbon lions won’t see 10 in a row
— Grant Donaldson (@GrantDon1995) April 26, 2018
Spoiler alert – Scotland voted No
— Luke (@lukemcrn) April 26, 2018
Forgive me for waiting for a better source for this information. When a transport minister doesn’t understand car insurance how’s he supposed to understand the complex and baffling decision making at Ibrox?
— I Dance Like Shota (@IDanceLikeShota) April 26, 2018
wtf would you know? you stick to making sure the trains are always late mate
— ????????Blue_Order???????? (@_Blue_Order_) April 26, 2018
Is that your ymask slipping that your anti rangers,like most of your SNP daftys? pic.twitter.com/Romrxlo7gx
— the queens 11 (@bobb30577_the) April 26, 2018
Get on with your day job. pic.twitter.com/mF1vfrbctz
— mummybear (@avrilmck56) April 26, 2018
What kind of diddy tweets this, more interested in Rangers than doing his job.
— ????????Blue_Order???????? (@_Blue_Order_) April 26, 2018
The rage is strong in this group ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
— KeefJackass#2#???????????????????? (@tendermeatballs) April 26, 2018
Having never been in charge of any match more competitive than an U-18 fixture Gerard won’t be rushing himself into one of the most dangerous jobs in management.
After a quick call to Brendan Rodgers he would get in touch with Mark Warburton, Derek Medicines and the League Managers Association before doing a google search for glib and shameless liar.
Sevco have been without a manager since sacking Pedro Caipirinha in October with caretaker Graeme Murry badly out of his depth.
Replacing an untried u-20 manager with an untried u-18 manager seems a risky strategey but the bottom line is that being linked with Gerrard allows the Ibrox board to say that they tried before appointing Robbie Nielsen, Lee McCulloch or Billy Davies as next season’s fall guy.