With their new PR and Communications guru firmly in-situ it was decided that the Ibrox SLO would respond personally to the tsunami of criticism over the shoddy treatment of customers by Castore.
Using the SLO saves the company and the loveable Beahon boys from taking responsibility for the biggest shambles since Brandon Barker was handed a four year contract.
Deflect and deny is the policy to finally address the issues, apparently there has been overwhelmingly positive feedback from customers as they slip into their tent sized kit which transforms them into high-end athletes while making them sixty pounds lighter.
The strips come in a variety of qualities with images across Twitter highlighting the contrasts. Kit from China seems of an acceptable, recognisable standard, those from Turkey look as if they’d struggle to pass Quality Assurance at a local bazaar.
One trip to the washing machine seems to result in half of the letters/transfers being removed.
The best issue however seems to be over what the SLO describes as the £45 Junior Lifestyle Sweatshirt which in the real world is a £4 school jumper with iron on transfers.
Even the Gullible have sussed that one out with some original labelling on the garments acting as something of a giveaway.
A month ago Castore was viewed as a high-end elite sports brand. A look on social media or Ibrox message boards will reveal just how quickly a brand can be trashed.
Kit bought from Sports Direct seems to be of an acceptable quality.
Update from Castore pic.twitter.com/i1Op8OIO23
— RangersFC SLO (@RangersFCSLO) August 20, 2020
THE JUMPER YEARS ????????????????????
— ScottXaviBrown (@Indysco500) August 20, 2020
— Mark Bradley (@celtic196721) August 20, 2020
Only a small batch though, maybe a few thousand, at 400% mark up…
Nothing to see here, perfectly acceptable it seems to these guys ???— le Grand Chien (@BigdawgCL) August 20, 2020
Unrivaled ability to swallow complete BS your mob… fantastically entertaining tbh. ?
— ? Gastro Celtic ? (@Gastro_Celtic) August 20, 2020
If Castore dig that hole much deeper, Bears in Australia will be able to hand back Mehmet’s shoddy replicas personally. ?
— Slimshady (@Slimshady1961) August 20, 2020
This is an admission of guilt that school jumpers were sold as quality sports jumpers gor £45.
Better Never Stops ? pic.twitter.com/nNr4Pfh0YO
— The Donfather (@DonfatherThe) August 21, 2020
Was it a Fruit of the Loom jersey with a printed badge?
— Scott (@scottberwick) August 20, 2020