Ibrox ‘aviation expert’ entertains village residents with 1-in-a-row salute

It seems that a 1-1 draw with Celtic has caused great excitement among the Gullible and Deluded.

Fireworks went off in broad daylight in areas across the country but one particular fan had to go the extra mile with a military salute to Steven Gerrard’s.

With the support of his neighbours breaking social distancing one aviation engineer decided to run up and down the street in the sort of home-made aeroplane that looks like a primary school project.

While one village was getting entertained by a local character hundreds of fans turned out in Armadale in a staunch show of law breaking.

Social distancing was forgotten, alcohol was drunk in public as large crowds sang their hatred for people of Irish descent.

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