After suffering through Saturday’s defeat at Tannadice in the company of gloating Dundee United fans Kris Boyd had a far simpler gig on Tuesday.
Drive along to the Sky studio in Glasgow, get the make-up team to work on his coupon and revel in an emphatic win for Sevco as they take a giant step towards the Champions League.
Adding anything between £30-40m to the war-chest should ensure another title and allow Boydy to keep on laughing at the Celtic fans who’ve mocked his world record scoring achievements for a decade.
It all started so well, Morelos scored, Greegsy avoided a red card with Malmo reduced to 10 men as Boydy tucked in to his half-time Monster Munch and hob-nobs.
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— William Graham (@wully1960) August 10, 2021
What happened next was the stuff of nightmares- to keep Boydy awake all through the winter in darkest Ayrshire. Malmo scored twice, suddenly Tav, Barisic and Kenty reverted to type, Arfield was replaced by Ianis Hagi and the Champions League dream fell apart.
Acting professionally is an alien concept for Boydy, he couldn’t hold back at the final whistle. Today there has been no sign of the former Kilmarnock striker on Sky Sports News sharing his expert analysis on the third defeat in a row for his beloved Mister Gerrard.