We actually battered Hibs- deluded Andy the Bear sets the record straight on Super Scoreboard

Hurting Ibrox fans are still lining up to share their hurt and delusions on the airwaves.

Alex Rae played the role of Agony Uncle to hurting bears on Monday as they came to terms with yet another cup exit, this time to Hibs at Hampden.

Decked out in orange to celebrate and welcome their new manager the fun loving bears were still choking on their pre-match pyro when they lobbed bottles, cans and coins at Martin Boyle when he completed his hat-trick in the 38th minute.

There was barely 10,000 Ibrox fans inside Hampden to hear the final whistle but there was another shock to the system for those watching in telly when Connor Goldson went in front of the Premier Sport microphone.

According to the former Shrewsbury starlet the match was over at half-time with his side 3-1 down, not only that but there is a lack of hunger in the dressing room that Steven Gerrard left behind.

More bears have been in panic mode since Hampden on Sunday but not Andy who told Radio Clyde listeners how his side had actually battered Hibs!

I seen that game wholly different from everybody, I don’t know why, maybe I’m looking at a different game but we actually battered Hibs, I mean we maybe didn’t turn up for the first 20 minutes of the game, maybe, even, in the first 10 minutes of the game we had a few good chances and then a couple of lapses.

The first goal shouldnae have stood, it was never a penalty in a month of Sunday’s, the second goal was a good goal, fair enough but there were also defensive lapses from Tavernier. But the amounts of shots and possession we had against Hibs, I just don’t see what all the doom and gloom is for.

Responding to Andy’s observations, Gordon Dalziel quipped: “I honestly think that if you give Andy another five minutes it will be 1-0 to Rangers.”

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