Greegsy plays to the Tribute Act gallery as he gets forgetful over 2008

Allan McGregor and the Tribute Act were playing to the gallery as they shared a zoom conference call with their bought and paid for media messengers. 

Since Tuesday afternoon the online bears have been waiting for a fire and brimstone statement taking out all of their haters and highlighting the great conspiracy that has was activated in 2012 to kill off the previous club. 

The reality of course was that the years of overspending had left Craig Whyte as the only saviour, when Ally McCoist and Greegsy messed it up against Malmo it was all over with the worldwide support unable to come up with a single blue-nose to offer Her Majesty a suitable CVA. 

McGregor, with his limited IQ, rarely gets put up for the media but with everyone on message he was able to deliver his festive message knowing that the Obedient Loyal wouldn’t dream of asking any follow up questions.

With 10 SPFL Premiership clubs voting to bring forward the winter break Greegsy and the Paranoid Communications Team have been trying to focus on a club with several injuries. 

If he can remember far enough back in November 2007 his old employer requested the postponement of a game against Gretna in order to prepare for facing Lyon in the Champions League, a match that was lost 3-0. 

The knock on effect of that postponement was that the SPL season was concluded on a Thursday night to suit one club, other teams had to wait 11 days between their second last and final fixtures. 

Despite that handicap and playing their fixtures as scheduled including three matches in seven days against Shakhtar Donetsk, Hearts and AC Milan Celtic still came through to finish the season as champions of Scotland.