The commercial department at Ibrox have come up with another event to extract money from the Gullibles next month.
With Friday’s Lowland League derby match postponed and no refunds on offer a 150th anniversary Legends event has been announced featuring giants of the game such as Kris Boyd, Paul Gascoigne, Michael Mols and Sasa Papic on the promise of a few nights accommodation and expenses at the end of March.
Super Staunch bears that are on the My Gers scheme can pay £22 for a ticket before January 25 with less staunch bears able to buy tickets the following day.
The club founded by Charles Green, Mike Ashley and Ally McCoist in 2012 have decided to apply top spin to the promotion of the match claiming that they are the first major European side to reach 150 years.
Overlooking the fact that they are 140.5 years short of that landmark Nottingham Forest quietly celebrated their 150th anniversary in 2015 having won two more European Cups than every team that ever played home matches at Ibrox.
This is embarrassing as fuck. Nottingham Forrest are 156 years old, have won two European cups and never been liquidated. The cringe factor here is amazing. https://t.co/8QUStRtlQQ
— Scotty Bhoy (@scottybhoy16) December 29, 2021
Forest haven’t been liquidated in disgrace and didn’t have to threaten and coerce the English FA and EPL into pretending that the “club” was “something else”.
— The Forthright Forehead (@Forthright4Head) December 29, 2021
We’ll brush over the fact you’re conveniently forgetting liquidation, but can we mention another lie you’re peddling…I’m sure Stoke, Notts County, Notts Forest, Kilmarnock, Queens Park, Wrexham and 1860 Munich are much older. The last one, the clues in the fucking name!
— John Whalen (@gcfcjohn) December 29, 2021
Awkward pic.twitter.com/bNLnFJpzI8
— ???????Johnny_Scotland??????? (@Johnny_Saltire) December 29, 2021
Never forget
? pic.twitter.com/j7Jv3Yf1Fy— Tony Mac (@Toto29678316) December 29, 2021
Now I know the old club wasn’t good with numbers, and the new club has not shown its any better, but surely at least one person at ibrox could have worked this out before making an arse of it. pic.twitter.com/UfMeT81aUU
— RIP Bertie (@weemisstim) December 29, 2021
— Kneel Doncaster (@IncubatorMan) December 29, 2021
???
— Bhoy88 (@AlanGannon3) December 29, 2021
Only “major European club “ to be liquidated and die. Come back as a New club and win 55 titles in 9 years.
— Ronnie Turk (@RonnieTurk1) December 29, 2021
Facts DONT MATTER when ur Deluded KNUCKODRAGGIN SCUM!! You could tell these Cunts anything & they’d BELIEVE YI, BRAIN DEED FILTH HUN BASTARDS!!
And i blame the corrupt sfa.spfl and of course the celtic board for staying silent for the blue pounds especially when Murray tryed to kill off celtic in 1994 plus our own fans were to busy wanting 10inarow they let the biggest cheats in Scottish football rfc away with it all.
Will andy gray get invited after what he was told i really hope so.
The club of mathematicians, how desperate are they to get some money in.
Yip. Makes you wonder if legends like figo and carlos who are reportedly playing in said game actually know what that clubs hatred for catholic is all about. It certainly wouldn’t be me.
Nothing but pathetic and fake winners making out Rangers are a recognised club in Europe .
They are simple cheats its about time ibrox stadium and their training ground got demolished and turned into housing schemes.
You would think they would manage they would manage their finances but no same old fucking crap we are the people theirs not a team like the Glasgow rangers
Who really wants to be like them ????
It just gets better with these thick retarded cunts, the zombie retards really are stupid diseased pricks, hahahahaha
Are they offering time travel to the year 2162, when Sevco might actually be 150 years old (if Mike Ashley, or another creditor, doesn’t kill them off first) as part of the ticket price? If so, that’s a great deal. Certainly the sort of “great deal” your average d-hun-ce would fall for. Maybe throw in some magic beans and a tin of tartan paint too. They really are a special kind of stupid.