The commercial department at Ibrox have come up with another event to extract money from the Gullibles next month.
With Friday’s Lowland League derby match postponed and no refunds on offer a 150th anniversary Legends event has been announced featuring giants of the game such as Kris Boyd, Paul Gascoigne, Michael Mols and Sasa Papic on the promise of a few nights accommodation and expenses at the end of March.
Super Staunch bears that are on the My Gers scheme can pay £22 for a ticket before January 25 with less staunch bears able to buy tickets the following day.
The club founded by Charles Green, Mike Ashley and Ally McCoist in 2012 have decided to apply top spin to the promotion of the match claiming that they are the first major European side to reach 150 years.
Overlooking the fact that they are 140.5 years short of that landmark Nottingham Forest quietly celebrated their 150th anniversary in 2015 having won two more European Cups than every team that ever played home matches at Ibrox.
This is embarrassing as fuck. Nottingham Forrest are 156 years old, have won two European cups and never been liquidated. The cringe factor here is amazing. https://t.co/8QUStRtlQQ
— Scotty Bhoy (@scottybhoy16) December 29, 2021
Forest haven’t been liquidated in disgrace and didn’t have to threaten and coerce the English FA and EPL into pretending that the “club” was “something else”.
— The Forthright Forehead (@Forthright4Head) December 29, 2021
We’ll brush over the fact you’re conveniently forgetting liquidation, but can we mention another lie you’re peddling…I’m sure Stoke, Notts County, Notts Forest, Kilmarnock, Queens Park, Wrexham and 1860 Munich are much older. The last one, the clues in the fucking name!
— John Whalen (@gcfcjohn) December 29, 2021
Awkward pic.twitter.com/bNLnFJpzI8
— ???????Johnny_Scotland??????? (@Johnny_Saltire) December 29, 2021
Never forget
? pic.twitter.com/j7Jv3Yf1Fy— Tony Mac (@Toto29678316) December 29, 2021
Now I know the old club wasn’t good with numbers, and the new club has not shown its any better, but surely at least one person at ibrox could have worked this out before making an arse of it. pic.twitter.com/UfMeT81aUU
— RIP Bertie (@weemisstim) December 29, 2021
— Kneel Doncaster (@IncubatorMan) December 29, 2021
???
— Bhoy88 (@AlanGannon3) December 29, 2021
Only “major European club “ to be liquidated and die. Come back as a New club and win 55 titles in 9 years.
— Ronnie Turk (@RonnieTurk1) December 29, 2021