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‘State of the national embarrassment’ ‘Jakey’ ‘Laughing at him, not with him’ Pathetic Gazza charms the Gullibles

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It was the perfect moment for all involved. 

Watching a man who claims that he is only 54 charming the Gullibles who think that they are watching a 150 year-old club. Like Nottingham Forest, Queens Park or Kilmarnock. 

After 85 minutes of watching elderly men struggle to put three passes together the fans rose to applaud an elderly man that can barely put three words together unless then third one is Pope. 

Paul Gascoigne wobbled onto the pitch, it was a pathetic sight, far far removed from the 1990 World Cup when his fouls, yellow cards, tears and false breasts made him an English national treasure. 

Almost everyone at Spurs, Newcastle and England now bodyswerve him but he knows that there is one audience for which he can do no wrong. 

With his hands raised to his lips to play a flute in honour of the hate-marchers of the Orange Order Gazza made their day. The perfect match, the perfect pairing. 

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  • Scud Missile says:

    The woman beater and BIGOT fits right in there perfectly with that lot.

  • Scud Missile says:

    Describing the flute playing BIGOT as a Jakey means that he must have come up in the world at some point.

  • Scud Missile says:

    Lol 2 journalists from the same newspaper both telling lies about the shortbread man’s transfer fee to Everton.
    Jackass Jackson quoted the £16 million price tag the other day which is a lie then Andy Newport quotes the figure into today’s daily sevco as £12 million once again a lie,both journalists working alongside each other and they still can’t get the figures correct.
    Let’s try £2 million and we can leave it at that.

  • Scud Missile says:

    More serious incidents inside the boardroom after the game yesterday,apparently a few people had to be separated after a physical fight broke out with the DUP man/Guru was at the heart of it all.

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