‘State of the national embarrassment’ ‘Jakey’ ‘Laughing at him, not with him’ Pathetic Gazza charms the Gullibles

Soccer Football - Premier League - Newcastle United vs Arsenal - St James' Park, Newcastle, Britain - April 15, 2018 Paul Gascoigne in the stands REUTERS/Scott Heppell EDITORIAL USE ONLY. No use with unauthorized audio, video, data, fixture lists, club/league logos or "live" services. Online in-match use limited to 75 images, no video emulation. No use in betting, games or single club/league/player publications. Please contact your account representative for further details.

It was the perfect moment for all involved. 

Watching a man who claims that he is only 54 charming the Gullibles who think that they are watching a 150 year-old club. Like Nottingham Forest, Queens Park or Kilmarnock. 

After 85 minutes of watching elderly men struggle to put three passes together the fans rose to applaud an elderly man that can barely put three words together unless then third one is Pope. 

Paul Gascoigne wobbled onto the pitch, it was a pathetic sight, far far removed from the 1990 World Cup when his fouls, yellow cards, tears and false breasts made him an English national treasure. 

Almost everyone at Spurs, Newcastle and England now bodyswerve him but he knows that there is one audience for which he can do no wrong. 

With his hands raised to his lips to play a flute in honour of the hate-marchers of the Orange Order Gazza made their day. The perfect match, the perfect pairing. 

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