Andrew Dickson has revealed that he is a victim of bear-flu as 43,000 Ibrox fans return from Seville with very similar symptoms.Â
According to the Sky Sports News high flyer he drank 1-2 litres of tap water last Wednesday from a toilet inside the Ramon Sanchez-Piswan Stadium before watching Aaron Ramsey miss a penalty.Â
Dickson either had his head at an un-natural angle for a sustained period or used a large number of plastic bottles to gather up the tap water before slurping his way through 90 minutes, extra-time and penalties while other bears suffered from dehydration or begged Leon Balogun to save their lives.Â
Started by Derek Clark of the Rangers Review the subject seems to be dominating the thoughts of bears as they come to terms with losing a trophy to the 11th best team in Germany.Â
Aaron Ramsey and Amad Diallo have returned to their parent clubs with Allan McGregor, Steve Davis, Connor Goldson and Balogun all out of contract.Â
What sort of transfer budget Giovanni van Bronckhorst will have this summer seems to be pushed into the background as stricken bears look for blame for some tummies, coughing and tight chests.Â
I’m in this category too, coughing loads since Thursday after drinking 1-2 litres of stadium tap water. Chest has been loaded, only started to ease today. Definitely not Covid. Rangers need to be making strong representations on this given how many folk have reported being ill. https://t.co/e6Utb4VEnr
— Andrew Dickson (@mrandrewdickson) May 23, 2022
Should be a replay tbh,
— portgreen67 (@greenport67) May 23, 2022
Isolate for 25 years
— MB (@melbourne88) May 23, 2022
This you then? pic.twitter.com/REZ7u1sldw
— TimMaloy (@TimMaloy15) May 23, 2022
Nothing to do with drinking beer for days and poor diet…no sir…Seville caused it
— James Westlake (@Bunlougherview) May 23, 2022
1-2 litres ????
— M Griffin ? (@mgriffin8622) May 23, 2022
A genuine bit of advice for all the sick bears. Phone the doctor or nhs 24, they might be able to help.
Stay off Twitter, you’ll not get very good advice here, believe me.— Billy,Bertie and Bobby (@jenual67) May 24, 2022
2 litres of Spanish toilet tap water ?? that’s probably how there wasn’t enough to go round ??
— Stevo???? (@stevomcl67) May 23, 2022
2 litres that’s pure greed should have shared it just like the Germans did, next it will be the Seville air, you could not believe what they are coming out with utter pish.
Now we know who brought back the Monkeypocks virus to Scotland.
after the 2016 cup final scenes the radar had the sheer brass neck to print every newco player was attacked and spat on ?. in the age of mobile phone cameras that really out trumped trump. scotlands sevco media shame.
My god it must have been holy water.
All that is sevco soon ends up down the toilet
So u have a cistern full of water yet the hun bun chooses to drink oot the bowl ,ah hun mentality