BBC Scotland on full Ibrox cheerleading mode- Morelos, Haarland and, er, McCrorie

We Never Stop was claimed by Ange Postecoglou almost a year ago but it could equally apply to the Sports Department of BBC Scotland. 

With Kenny Macintyre, Tom English, Alasdair Lamont, Steven Thompson and Jane Lewis fronting their output no one can be left in any doubt about where their loyalties lie. 

Behind the cameras and microphones it seems that the state broadcaster has assembled an equally fanatical team. 

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At this time of the year there is a glut of speculative transfer stories around, from home and abroad with players out of contract or entering the stage where decisions have to be made. 

As every internet bampot knows there isn’t the slightest interest in Alfredo Morelos outside of Scotland. 

Nine windows of kite flying in the Scottish media has resulted in absolutely zero interest in the striker although there are always second hand claims made from ‘reports on Colombian radio’ about alleged interest/keeping tabs and preparing bids that never materialise. 

For their lead gossip story today BBC Scotland have come up with a tale from little known Spanish publisher Fichajes who are reporting that Sevilla are keeping tabs/preparing an offer blah blah blah for Morelos. 

The source of the Fichajes story is Ekram Konur, a Twitter account that seems to have the inside track on transfer activity in every European country- or he recycles third rate rumours as exclusives. 

Elsewhere the BBC have conjured up a link with Erling Haaland to Ibrox followed by a claim that third choice goalkeeper Robbie McCrorie, the less talented of the brothers, is in demand across Scotland and England.