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Can’t be real? Fans struggle to believe the condition of Alfredo Morelos

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Alfredo Morelos joined Giovanni van Bronckhorst’s squad that flew out to Portugal today but was barely recognisable from his look season. 

Wearing shades, strange golden/silver highlights in his hair and carrying some excess timber he didn’t look like a striker four weeks away from playing in Champions League qualifiers. 

Morelos hasn’t played since March 20 when he was substituted during the 2-1 win away to Dundee. Within a week he had flown out to Colombia, been sent home from international duty then carted off to London for surgery on a thigh injury. Since then his social media accounts would suggest that he has enjoyed his break from the game. 

After missing Saturday’s closed doors match against Partick Thistle van Bronckhorst will be hoping to have his star striker available for Saturday’s friendly against Sunderland. 

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  • Scud Missile says:

    Fatman does it again disappears for couple of months and comes back looking like humpty dumpty.

  • Majorerror says:

    He suits the chubby look.

  • Exiled in Ard Mhaca says:

    The dude looks like he is one custard cream away from clinical obesity.

  • Dora says:

    That’s a fine looking blondish bouffant on the roundy wanger alfwedo…he’s my herwo

  • Mark Barrett says:

    “Hey, I’m not fat, I’m big boned!”

  • Dora says:

    When he’s sold on for a few bob-he can prob score with his left bumcheek..easy target

  • Tony B says:

    He’s in much worse condition than Lee Griffiths was and nobody would touch him.

    Giofanny’s standards are obviously pretty lax since any decent manager would have hunted the fat fuck.

  • Nick66 says:

    Hamster cheeks arrives at the the nut house.

  • cf h says:

    It looks like the plan is split him in 2 so they get to keep the talentless thug and sell the half decent goalscorer.

  • John S says:

    5M lbs.

  • Jack says:

    He always carried weight its unproffesional u cant lose that wieght and still be at pek in three weeks now we know how there is no mention of transfer offers outside the scottish media false amount griffiyhs got cruxified by those same reporters which i must say is alright to a certain piont morelus want get the same

  • Nigel O'Kane says:

    Always thought he was a sandwich short of a picnic meself….

  • Edward Murison says:

    Looks like clown he is except 30 years older grey hair put any transfer suitors clean off.b.wondeeing exactly how old he is not that will b any

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