Alfredo Morelos joined Giovanni van Bronckhorst’s squad that flew out to Portugal today but was barely recognisable from his look season.Â
Wearing shades, strange golden/silver highlights in his hair and carrying some excess timber he didn’t look like a striker four weeks away from playing in Champions League qualifiers.Â
Can’t be real… is this the shape he’s turned up in? ? pic.twitter.com/gzgjuCyOG1
— ? Gastro Celtic ? – ??? (@Gastro_Celtic) July 4, 2022
Morelos hasn’t played since March 20 when he was substituted during the 2-1 win away to Dundee. Within a week he had flown out to Colombia, been sent home from international duty then carted off to London for surgery on a thigh injury. Since then his social media accounts would suggest that he has enjoyed his break from the game.Â
After missing Saturday’s closed doors match against Partick Thistle van Bronckhorst will be hoping to have his star striker available for Saturday’s friendly against Sunderland.Â
I instantly feel ripped
— Danny (@Danza07) July 4, 2022
He even brought his lunch box with him
— mdh1888 (@mdh1888) July 4, 2022
Kim Jong-un.
— CG44 (@Ticketustastic) July 4, 2022
He makes all middle aged guys look slim,a professional athlete ?
— Car*d bhoy in Dublin (@Gmck__7_3) July 4, 2022
Bag full of sandwiches
— Jk?? (@johnkchicago) July 4, 2022
Fatman does it again disappears for couple of months and comes back looking like humpty dumpty.
He suits the chubby look.
The dude looks like he is one custard cream away from clinical obesity.
That’s a fine looking blondish bouffant on the roundy wanger alfwedo…he’s my herwo
“Hey, I’m not fat, I’m big boned!”
When he’s sold on for a few bob-he can prob score with his left bumcheek..easy target
He’s in much worse condition than Lee Griffiths was and nobody would touch him.
Giofanny’s standards are obviously pretty lax since any decent manager would have hunted the fat fuck.
Hamster cheeks arrives at the the nut house.
It looks like the plan is split him in 2 so they get to keep the talentless thug and sell the half decent goalscorer.
5M lbs.
He always carried weight its unproffesional u cant lose that wieght and still be at pek in three weeks now we know how there is no mention of transfer offers outside the scottish media false amount griffiyhs got cruxified by those same reporters which i must say is alright to a certain piont morelus want get the same
Always thought he was a sandwich short of a picnic meself….
Looks like clown he is except 30 years older grey hair put any transfer suitors clean off.b.wondeeing exactly how old he is not that will b any