Rabbi Matondo is an injury doubt for Giovanni van Bronckhorst on the eve of the new season.
Billed as faster than Usain Bolt when he was signed from Schalke earlier this month social media has been rife tonight with news that the Welshman has injured a hamstring.
The recovery timeline for such an injury can vary from three or four days to three or four months but firefighter Jonny McFarlane of The Rangers Review was dispatched to calm down fears that another crock has passed an Ibrox medical.
Rossiter vibes
— Rapid Matondo (@InvincibleRFC) July 25, 2022
Fingers crossed it doesn’t extend to the dreaded 7-10…
— Jonny McFarlane (@jonnyrmcfarlane) July 25, 2022
What about lowry? Hearing stuff thata not injury related
— Michael (@MShearer97) July 25, 2022
On Saturday van Bronckhorst’s side take on Livingston where the plastic pitch is likely to offer more resistance than the players selected by David Martindale.
Next Tuesday Union SG of Belgium provide the opposition in a Champions League qualifier which isn’t the sort of fixture to start with anyone bothered by a hamstring injury.
He’s faster than Usain Bolt, so he can be still outrun the Dad’s Army.
He’s so fast his hamstrings cannae keep up!
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