Seville Flashbacks as bears suffer new catering and toilet horrors at Ibrox

Two months after the horrors of Seville at the Sanchez Pizwan Stadium thousands of traumatised bears suffered flashbacks at last night’s Ibrox friendly against West Ham. 

Following the defeat in the final of the Europa League three club statements were issued about the conditions that loyal bears had to ensure in the lead up to Aaron Ramsey’s missed penalty. 

Distressed stories filled social media about the facilities inside the stadium where elderly, disabled and pregnant bears were forced to drink toilet water to stay alive. Strangely no video footage has surfaced of the shocking scenes. 

Rubbing salt into the wounds of dehydrated bears, stewards in the stadium only spoke SPANISH! 

Back at Ibrox last night it seems that The Old Lady of Edmiston Drive has endured another summer of neglect. 

Toilet facilities are at best primitive while the new catering facilities left a lot to be desired, no doubt James Bisgrove will put it down to teething troubles. 

Billed as an exciting new digital partnership by the Commercial guru, the new catering firm quickly ran out of half cooked burgers with the pies of varying quality and temperatures. Lukewarm cups of water costing £2.20 were on offer on the warmest day of the year in Scotland to add to the enhanced matchday experience. 

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