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More toilet troubles for traumatised bears at Ibrox (Copeland rear)

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Three months on from the horrors of Seville the last thing that traumatised bears wanted was flashbacks at Ibrox last night. 

Overlooking a defeat in the final of the Europa League, Ibrox media partners opted to focus on the lack of water for sale inside the Ramon Piswan Stadium before Aaron Ramsey took a penalty. 

In predictable fashion the Ibrox club issued three statements demanding answers to the catering issues that resulted in disabled bears and pensioners slurping toilet water to stay alive. Strangely no video evidence has ever emerged of these incidents. 

Over the last 20 years maintenance budgets at Ibrox have been virtually non-existent, weeds can be found growing all over the stadium while the exterior of The Old Lady is in need of much more than a makeover and lick of paint. 

After attending last night’s match against PSV Eindhoven Markoburnso gave a very graphic description of the horrors he encountered.  

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  • Bhoy4life says:

    Dunno wot ther complaining about, been to that shit hole more times than I can remember and only ever pissed on the floor 🙂

  • Frankie says:

    Get the gardener in because that is what he talks all the time PISS.

  • Tony B says:

    Lavvy lickers. Sluuuuuuurp!

  • Dinger says:

    No surprise there after all it is a shithouse

  • Scud Missile says:

    It was Celtic fans that clogged up the toilets they need somebody blame as its never sevco’s fault.

  • BriBhoy says:

    That literally is piss poor for a team with Champions’ League delusions – sorry “ambitions”.

  • Nick66 says:

    It’s the first stage of the floating, oops sorry, hovering pitch, Perrier on tap via the bidet

  • Nicholas Murphy says:

    “Wee” are the “PEE”ople.

  • Edward Murison says:

    Plumbers wanted immediate starts apply sevco cheaters must have own tools and ppe apply to sevco ibrokes plc no need to pay tax or ni it will be taken care of by club min wage until clear out all shit then neg for sorting unirals they brimming to top of piss will require own wet gear please apply Charles Green founder of shit club full tossers and fresh pee

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