One highly imaginative Ibrox fan has been sharing his valuations of Giovanni van Bronckhorst’s squad.
Fuelled by announcements of significant undisclosed fees it seems that Willie Robinson has sprung into action with Fantasy Football figures.
For years the Ibrox club have been trying to emulate Celtic’s business in the transfer market, the need to raise Dembele Dollars for Alfredo Morelos means that the Colombian is now into the 10th window of Transfer Bingo.
With less than a year to go on the contracts of Morelos, Ryan Kent, Filip Helander and Ryan Jack the clock is ticking down rapidly on their departures from Ibrox. According to one In The Know fan it will take £90m to get Morelos and Kent out of Ibrox.
In January that quartet can sign pre-contract agreements before quitting for free in May- which will come as a bit of a shock to Willie the Book-keeper.
Rangers squid value (I used to be a bookkeeper in a mechanics)- values in millions
McGregor -15
McLaughlin -15
Taverneir-60
Glenn – 30
Barasic- 10
Lundstram -25
Goldson -20
Morelos -50
Kent -40
Sands – 7
Sakala -5
Wright – 13
McCann (talent) -35
Davis- 5
New players Balu are same— Willie Robinson (@Willie1959range) August 8, 2022
What happened to the mechanic’s – is that a tribute act now too?
— Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo (@Jedbob67) August 8, 2022
Good find, mate.
— The_DaViEbH0y_Celtic (@TheDaviebhoyCFC) August 8, 2022
?????????????Absolutely wired to the moon????
— Ped (@PEDN341) August 8, 2022
£90 million! Oh that’ll be the old Italian Lira evaluation! Slight printing error methinks!
That’s a hell of an expensive “squid” value!
I wonder if the mechanics are still in business?
“Aye boss, those bald tyres can be sold for a grand each!”
Are those minus signs before each, ahem, value?
Listen kent only plays 1 good game out of 6 maybe 7 nae wonder liverpool got shot of kent honest as for the thug ginger beard morelos he’s a diving cheating scumbag like kent dive dive dive shocking from that new club at liebrox..
Morelos, Kent, Taverneir = £140 million +
Why not one offer on any of them ??
Easy no one interested – cuckoo money
You need that amount to help pay off “some” of your debts
You see what happens when these dafties take to heart what wee Coco the klown writes at ibrox noise.
Sevco fans are like Trump fans and tory fans part of a cult.
To be fair to this moon howler (is this actually an anonymous Kris Boyd account?), his valuations are not much more ludicrous than some of the figures being bandied about by people claiming to be serious journalists.
Squid? Is that the squid yous owe the face painter? ?