One highly imaginative Ibrox fan has been sharing his valuations of Giovanni van Bronckhorst’s squad.
Fuelled by announcements of significant undisclosed fees it seems that Willie Robinson has sprung into action with Fantasy Football figures.
For years the Ibrox club have been trying to emulate Celtic’s business in the transfer market, the need to raise Dembele Dollars for Alfredo Morelos means that the Colombian is now into the 10th window of Transfer Bingo.
With less than a year to go on the contracts of Morelos, Ryan Kent, Filip Helander and Ryan Jack the clock is ticking down rapidly on their departures from Ibrox. According to one In The Know fan it will take £90m to get Morelos and Kent out of Ibrox.
In January that quartet can sign pre-contract agreements before quitting for free in May- which will come as a bit of a shock to Willie the Book-keeper.
Rangers squid value (I used to be a bookkeeper in a mechanics)- values in millions
McGregor -15
McLaughlin -15
Taverneir-60
Glenn – 30
Barasic- 10
Lundstram -25
Goldson -20
Morelos -50
Kent -40
Sands – 7
Sakala -5
Wright – 13
McCann (talent) -35
Davis- 5
New players Balu are same— Willie Robinson (@Willie1959range) August 8, 2022
What happened to the mechanic’s – is that a tribute act now too?
— Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo (@Jedbob67) August 8, 2022
Good find, mate.
— The_DaViEbH0y_Celtic (@TheDaviebhoyCFC) August 8, 2022
?????????????Absolutely wired to the moon????
— Ped (@PEDN341) August 8, 2022