There is no stopping the publicity that Brian the Joiner is getting as he comes to terms with the death of a 96-year-old billionaire.
The events of Thursday, on the back of his side getting hammered by Ajax the night before, caused a strong reaction that was completed on Friday morning when he picked up his free copy of The Metro.
Using the cutlery drawer from his home John set to work on a fitting memorial with only one suitable venue for it to go on display.
Wearing his trademark grey joggies from Sports Direct and XL Slazenger t-shirt from the same store the loyal subject get some Duct tape wrapped around his upper arm in a touching tribute to the late queen.
The final act of devotion was to video his gesture, posting it on You Tube it was quickly picked up and shared by The Sun and Daily Record to bring some joy into the life of others.
Sorted pic.twitter.com/pMdWpcITIi
— TimMaloy (@TimMaloy15) September 10, 2022
Duct tape Donny??????? pic.twitter.com/FOMUaXVfZD
— Ronnie O’C We Never Stop?? (@l_ippylipez) September 9, 2022
Is that their new captain?
— Joe Gallagher (@JoeGallagher83) September 9, 2022
Feck sake, this is classed as news now? ??
— ??????JUNE??????????????? (@babyjane1958) September 10, 2022
Is that a Drawer?
— THE Internet Bampot (@inetbampot45) September 9, 2022
A do it yourself mourning kit
— tony angelino’s smoked sausage (@titaniumtam) September 9, 2022
Black tape lol
— Mario Moretti (@MarioMo55922985) September 9, 2022
Its no a potrait ???? its a print on the front page of the metro ???
— Joe (@mcwnjoe) September 9, 2022
Someone pinched his mrs kitchen drawer? ??
— john lawrie (@oddjob_07) September 9, 2022
Cringe as you watch. Fixed that for you
— Craig Whyte (@RIPRFC) September 10, 2022
Top drawer ????
Manky hun bastard.
Didn’t bother washing or shaving for his moment of respect by the look of it.
Zombie tramp.
He has never shaved this morning or even yesterday.
Greasy hair needs some soap.
Do these people not check how they look to the world before posting.
I blame the schools
This is what happens when the binmen go on strike bits of old furniture left lying about the place,one man’s rubbish rubbish is another man’s treasure.
i can safely say that the man is an idiot , simple even !!
Shouldn’t make fun of those who are clearly well below 70 IQ but he’s a fwit eejit …