BBC Scotland issue update on traumatised Kenny Macintyre
Kenny Macintyre is reported to be responding well to trauma therapy following Liverpool’s 7-1 victory at Ibrox on Wednesday night.
The Sportsound anchor was left in a distressed state as he tried to cover the Champions League humiliation that left most of the staff of BBC Scotland disorientated and in need of expenses claims.
Big Kenny likes to see himself as the hard-nosed reporter that asks the tough questions that others shy away from. When it comes to clubs from Ibrox however he turns into a tubby pussycat, reverting back to favoured questions about dressing room banter and great nights out with the lads.
Neil McCann and Steven Thompson were on hand as part of the BBC Scotland team at Ibrox but even the EBT duet struggled to put lipstick on the pig of a 7-1 hammering in front of a global audience.
Reassuring statement tonight from @BBCScotland regarding @kennymacsport who suffered “deep trauma” at Ibrox last night and had to be carried out on a stretcher 5 minutes from time.
BBC: “Kenny has responded well to trauma-therapy and is comfortable. He will return to work soon.”— Graham Spiers (@GrahamSpiers) October 13, 2022
Wait till Kenny hears that last night wasn’t the only 7-1 defeat his beloved Gers have suffered ?. Was Billy McLeod just trying to manage his pain?
— Slimshady (@Slimshady1961) October 13, 2022
Thoughts and prayers, etc. with the big Mullach.
Just as he was recovering from them getting “put down the leagues” too.— Aldo Boot (@bikey99) October 13, 2022
It’s dreadful we have to endure him and Roddy Forsyth. Last nights palpable grief was incredible
— Me Lovely Mayo Mammy (@mayo_mammy) October 13, 2022
Roddy is still in the high-dependency unit. Prognosis isn’t good. He’s not been right since the loss of his £100 worth of shares and debenture in the old club.
— The Forthright Forehead (@Forthright4Head) October 13, 2022
— Sunny Bhoy (@Tenerifetim10) October 13, 2022
I listened back to the BBC Ibrox podcaster Kenny earlier..his pain was real, truly wonderful.
— 88Strand (@Stephen43009330) October 13, 2022
I can confirm that Mr MacIntyre responded well to a trip around Larkhall in a bath chair viewing the magnificent painted railings.
While still unable to speak it was noted that his eyes welled with tears.
The rangers blanket he was wrapped in will be raffled after Fridays bingo.— Quinn T. Senshal (@quinntsenshal) October 13, 2022
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— Omar (@GIRFUY88) October 13, 2022