Not content with celebrating doubles against Hearts and St Mirren the Daily Record is now ranking Antonio Colak among the world’s leading strikers!
The Croatian journeyman has certainly found the going good in the SPFL Premiership with the usual media hype that surrounds all things Ibrox banging the drum for their new found hero.
Ten transfer windows trying to sell Alfredo Morelos have been met with blank looks outside of Scotland with Leeds set to pounce the only tired link that they can come up with for Ryan Kent.
Digging up bizarre facts, unknown records and links is another favoured ploy of the Glasgow-based publisher such as google searches, most strips in a season while Keith Jackson drooled over the Imainative Signing Policy before slaughtering the Recruitment Department when none of the Magnificent Seven made it into the team hammered 3-0 at home to Napoli.
Should Colak ever score in the Champions League the comparisons with Erling Haaland will inevitably appear for the comfort of the Record’s elderly army of readers.
Antonio Colak’s stunning Rangers goal tally among best in WORLD football as he outguns elite marksmenhttps://t.co/RrwrOPIsid pic.twitter.com/ofzkfB6x4U
— Daily Record Sport (@Record_Sport) October 9, 2022
Another world title beckons – the bike and the loving cup will have company.
— LombardiaNumeroQuattro (@Lothianno4) October 9, 2022
— Suzy Elle ? (@Suzyberd) October 9, 2022
Not even a first pick in the big games sevco must have some side
— lawman (@Jimmilaw) October 9, 2022
He’s better than Haaland some reckon.
— Stephen (@Ste_1888) October 9, 2022
Wonder how many he’ll scribe in the Championship league ,which a more realistic test
— James laing (@Jamesla24198054) October 9, 2022
??????????steady now
— marc bradley (@bradders2617) October 9, 2022
I’m sure Haaland is shaking in his boots.
— Sammy Mcfarlane (@SammyMcfarlane1) October 9, 2022
Should play him Champions League or v Celtic
4 Games
0 goals— BelfColm74 (@BelfColm74) October 9, 2022
Aye, last season you were saying the same thing about Alfredo Morelos. And where did that end up!! ?????
— Foxbar Lad ??????? ?? ?? ?? (@foxbarlad) October 9, 2022
I thought this was an ironic parody, then I saw the blue tick…when are you officially changing your name to the Daily Ranger?
— Marcus Aurelius????????? (@GlasgowScot1888) October 9, 2022
Really glad he didn’t play at Celtic Park last month. He would have caused all sorts of problems for our “shaky defence”.
— Volunteer Jota (@SteinReigned) October 9, 2022
Lol I posted on this earlier before this article was written, the DONKEY that wrote the article from the daily sevco must have been jizzing his pants with excrement sorry excitement comparing Colak with Haaland.
Not that long ago he was described as being a “Waste of Space”. Maybe they have all forgotten that!