Follow Follow explodes in rage as angry bears demand #GioOut

Follow Follow was on the brink of revolution this afternoon as loyal bears competed with each other to see who was the most outraged and angry over the 2-1 defeat at St Johnstone.

At 4.45pm on Saturday they were contemplating cutting the deficit down to just two points on Celtic but by 2pm the hoops were seven points clear at the top of the Premiership table with only the timing of Giovanni van Bronckhorst’s departure to be finalised.

Ross Wilson doesn’t seem the most popular Director of Football among the bears, it seems that some have scratched below the surface of the glowing media coverage to discover that the wee man isn’t as good as the Player Trading Model that he apparently operates.

Despite the riches of selling Nathan Patterson, Joe Aribo and Calvin Bassey coupled with reaching the Europa League Final and the Champions League group phase there is clearly nothing in the transfer kitty.

As well as hindering the next manager it appears that paying off van Bronckhorst will be a stretch.

While bears fantasise over whether Mister Gerrard or Sean Dyche are next up the marble staircase the reality is that Robbie Neilson or David Martindale are far more likely candidates to follow the Dutch Record Breaker.