Soccer Football - Pre Season Friendly - Queens Park Rangers v Crystal Palace - Loftus Road, London, Britain - July 23, 2022 Queens Park Rangers manager Michael Beale Action Images via Reuters/Andrew Couldridge
Not content with appointing the finest young coach in world football Sevco are also installing a CCTV system at Murray Park.
In an innovative move coaches will be able to sit in their office and watch stars like Alfredo Morelos, Ryan Jack, Kemar Roofe and Filip Helander go through their daily training routines.
It is unclear whether the move was inspired by Michael Beale or Ross Wilson but is is sure to leave their rivals scrambling to keep up with the pace of change inside Ibrox.
More revelations are expected this week as the countdown gets underway towards December 15 and the official launch of Bealeball against Hibs with the players arriving in club suits, including Morelos.
??”There is a new camera system coming in from tomorrow. One of those where you can watch sit at your desk and watch training and stuff.”
Ross Wilson has detailed upgrades for the Rangers Training Centre?? pic.twitter.com/kWavFt4IMU
— The Rangers Review (@RangersReview55) December 4, 2022
— ATPCeltic (@atp_celtic) December 5, 2022
That is amazing. The Bealend can relax while dressed in a traditional suit in the office/surgery and actively resurrect the Huns’ careers without getting into the training shenanigans. Just wave his magic bealwand & yir granny’s son is yir uncle ingenious# 55 HH.
— Vernesh Poth (@StevenM96020045) December 4, 2022
He was taking to Michael Beale and was overheard in the Rangers TV video of Beale’s first day, it wasn’t the full conversation or a statement to fans.
— Robert (@RobertR________) December 4, 2022
H&T Pawnbrokers had a Christmas sale buy a CCTV camera and we will throw in the suits, brogues and shirts and ties for nothing,then the players will look good on camera.
Put those world class CCTV cameras in to keep an eye Fatso to make sure he is not blagging any extra world class breakfasts.
Let’s hope they install it in their stadium so that the next time they can find who injures our staff or throws glass on to the pitch.
So the scruffy fat c*nt can sit at his desk and watch the training eating kebabs
World class, no doubt.