In a very strange coincidence a lot of top reporters suddenly discovered an IFAB Q and A, not the Laws of the Game, at roughly the same time on Tuesday morning.
Like a dog with a bone they all rushed to their laptops, copied and pasted and then clicked on PUBLISH with some glee to prove that John Beaton and Willie Collum are honest men applying the Laws of the Game. Among them Tom English and Jonny McFarlane, the Blue Whales of the internet.
Their despair, desperation and relief was obvious. It never changed anything about the second half incident at Ibrox where the two Lanarkshire officials decided not to award Celtic a penalty.
Had Ange Postecoglou’s team drawn level at that stage there were reasons to fear that they could have gone on to win the game, open up a 12 point gap that would have finished the season and left Micky Beale with an even bigger mess to try and resolve.
As sure as Collum and Beaton came to their decisions out came the apologists, the ones that were silent and in hiding over penalties awarded against Alexandro Bernabei and Matt O’Riley earlier in the season.
In 20 SPFL matches no Scottish referee has awarded a penalty against the Ibrox Tribute Act. In 10 UEFA matches this season they conceded four penalties.
I suppose the decisions given depend on whether the match officials were members of the Lanarkshire Referee Association or not.
Paul Gascoigne was sent off twice in UEFA matches as a Rangers player before a Scottish referee found the courage.
In over 400 matches for Rangers Derek Johnstone was sent off twice, both against Swiss clubs in European matches.
One to mull over Chris: https://t.co/Gq1rrp2fO9
— Jonny McFarlane (@jonnyrmcfarlane) January 3, 2023
IFAB laws show conclusively that it was a penalty. IFAB laws have not be used correctly in this game. A public enquiry should be undertaken to find out why, and recordings of the conversation between ref and var officials need to be made public.
— Declan Tim ?? (@tim_declan) January 3, 2023
Utter gaslighting poppycock. For a start, Goldson goes in with two hands up (as well as his studs) well BEFORE Starfelt makes contact so cannot, by definition, be an “instinctive” reaction to the shot. His hands then divert course of ball and finish well away from his body.
— Sir Edward (@tullythedhog) January 3, 2023
It’s cheating mate. Once I could accept as a mistake but we’re racking up the decisions here. Hand balls, wrong offside calls the lot. They’re at it.
— Marty (@67Marty67) January 3, 2023
Your demise is really sad and quite wonderful at the same time. Bigger cheerleader then Derek Johnstone.
— DP10 (@DamonP10) January 3, 2023
‘conclusively’ ??? Open to interpretation isn’t conclusive. It was a *Rangers supporting referee who’s interpretation it was. “It isnae up to me.” I’m sure he said.
— Mash Malley (@MalleyMash) January 3, 2023
— AJ_1987 (@AJ87_F1) January 3, 2023
Absolute rubbish. He puts his hands up and pushes the ball up the way.
— thisdidnotgotoplan (@Itswayoverthere) January 3, 2023
Except what ifab says n what goldson done are 2 different scenarios.
— #TomokiIwata ?? (@__AHHH__67) January 3, 2023
This over exuberant defence of obvious bias only highlights the bias inconsistency.
If that handball is not a penalty, then no handball in the box is a penalty….it really is that simple.
— TheEssexHoops (Jamie) (@hoops_essex) January 3, 2023
2 given. 1 wasn’t. Where’s the consistency Jonny? pic.twitter.com/e6Wb28IHFc
— Anton Patrick (@anton_white123) January 3, 2023
Would have been a penalty all day long if it happened in the opposite penalty box. Let’s not kid ourselves on, you know it and I know it.
— Mark Murphy ?? (@Markyjig) January 3, 2023
If Carl Starfelt makes the exact same movement at the other end, a penalty is awarded. 100%
You know it, I know it, deep down everybody knows it.— David ???????????? (@DaveDogDad) January 3, 2023
Meanwhile im sure this is coincidence ??? pic.twitter.com/OnH8pg4Umo
— supa quadrupa (@K4RATE) January 3, 2023
As long as everyone now knows you can 2 handedly push the ball over the bar from inside the box if you are not a goalkeeper and it will never EVER be a penalty from now on in every single other game ?.
Any given will be referred to this and any deviation will be investigated.— David McGonigle (@davidmcgonigle) January 3, 2023
The actual state of you hahahaha
— kieran (@kezbhoy) January 3, 2023
IFAB = I Fantasise About Bears …..
— Robert Martin (@AndyGraysdouble) January 3, 2023
Where’s the actual link to this IFAB Q&A? (which ISN’T game laws btw)
Only the same identical screengrab (from Facebook?) has been doing the rounds.— David McGonigle (@davidmcgonigle) January 3, 2023