Angrybluebear highlights shocking Celtic conspiracy
Soccer Football - Europa League - Fans gather in Glasgow for the Europa League Final - Eintracht Frankfurt v Rangers - Glasgow, Scotland, Britain - May 18, 2022 Rangers fans outside the Ibrox Stadium during the Europa League final Action Images via Reuters/Lee Smith
Even though his own team have amazingly gone more than a year without conceding a penalty in the SPFL one eagle-eyed Ibrox fan has uncovered a conspiracy in Celtic’s favour.
It isn’t the fast flowing football, it isn’t the goal-scoring midfielders and wingers, it isn’t even the well trained home ball boys that have contributed to Celtic’s nine point Premiership lead bolstered by a goal difference that is 25 better than Micky Beale’s All-Stars.
It’s a conspiracy ??? pic.twitter.com/RVGK0dJXGn
— If i speak i am in big trouble ? (@SpringboardEBT) February 5, 2023
Stealing upto 20 yards at throw-ins is apparently the real reason that Celtic have picked up 70 of the 75 points available to them.
Now that the conspiracy has been uncovered- the bears are on it- Ange Postecoglou will have to come up with some fresh tactics to keep the title from ending up at Ibrox.
It seems that Postecoglou’s run of luck is finally overwith.
Hot takes by The Peepo today –
1. Eilidh Barbour is a closet tim
2. 35 yr old Andy Considine deliberately loses to Celtic
3. Greg Taylor steals 20 yards at throw-ins
4. Rangers will leather ‘average’ Celtic in the Cup Final
5. Ange will crack under the pressure
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— _ (@WindyDiego) February 5, 2023