With no sign of a war-chest or transfer moonbeams the Daily Record is being creative in their need to produce a diet of feel-good stories for their army of readers.
Sevilla aren’t interested in Alfredo Morelos doesn’t make for comforting reading, at his media conferences Micky Beale pushes contract talks further and further down the line.
Only the exceptionally gullible will be looking forward to another match against Celtic before this season of pain comes to an end but in trademark fashion the Record has some great news to share.
Robin van Persie had a great experience at Ibrox more than 20 years ago, with Pierre van Hooijdonk helping Feyenoord to an aggregate victory it is hardly a surprise that the legendary Dutchman enjoyed his visit.
Robin van Persie relives Rangers Euro night he’ll never forget as Arsenal legend rates Ibrox atmosphere ‘loud but friendly’https://t.co/ncutceepY0 pic.twitter.com/MEiSNIBUHV
— Daily Record Sport (@Record_Sport) March 16, 2023
In the spirit of Bullseye and ‘here’s what you could have won’ Craig Moore explains how Napoli striker Khvicha Kvaratskhelia could have moved to Ibrox rather than join the Serie A leaders in a £12m deal.
Instead Ibrox fans were given Rabbi Matondo, Ridvan Yilmaz and Ben Davies as they made their entry into the Champions League Hall of Shame.
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia and the Rangers sliding doors claim as Ibrox transfer ‘recommended’ before Napoli risehttps://t.co/cvKBR2LQll pic.twitter.com/GmGg3NWaNi
— Daily Record Sport (@Record_Sport) March 16, 2023
The Taxman is not to blame for the demise of Rangers, that was down to David Murray who chased the impossible dream by spend spend spend money the club did not generate.
The Rangers (impersonators) who operate from ibrox have also spent spent spent to a lower scale but can also be deemed wreckless in their duty to the fans who follow them.
The unpaid money to many establishmments resulted in the death of Rangers.
“… can also be deemed wreckless in their duty to the fans who follow them.”
At a normal football club that would be true, but to the thicko “beat the feenyinz or else” fans of the tribute klub they haven’t spent nearly enough.
Fuds.
It’s been some week for spin and negativity
This , the Hatate diving pish
Now they’re bringing up Leipzig getting pumped ( But of course no mention of Liverpool or Ajax )
I’m confused as to how this would be seen as comfort reading (considering the obvious) pointing to the fact they missed the boat yet again on this star. Also pointing out yet more misfortune with backroom deals this wouldn’t be comforted reading if I supported that shite
War chest? The only chest Mickey B will get his hands on will be in his next job as Pete Beale’s long lost son in Eastenders when he gets caught plundering the contents of Sharon Watts’ blouse.
“cor blimey guvnor, i fink av been rumbled…’bout time i scarpered off outa this manor”
I’ve spoken to 7 Sevco Fans and I’ve been informed They don’t know anything about 2012 and Liquidations it must be Trooo LoLZombiesEverywhere