Beale set for huge transfer boost with the launch of staunch Easter Eggs
Soccer Football - Europa League - Fans gather in Glasgow for the Europa League Final - Eintracht Frankfurt v Rangers - Glasgow, Scotland, Britain - May 18, 2022 Rangers fans outside the Ibrox Stadium during the Europa League final Action Images via Reuters/Lee Smith
The captains of industry that spend their days sharing ideas and conspiracies on Follow Follow have presented their club with another obvious money spinner.
With millions of chocolate eggs set to be bought and munched this weekend it is something of a surprise that James Bisgrove hasn’t yet come up with an exciting, official Easter Egg partnership
Fortunately that topic came up on Follow Follow this morning with loyal bears quickly showing their support.
This is next level crackpotery ? pic.twitter.com/xeLd2vAF9T
— Car*d bhoy in Dublin (@Gmck__7_3) April 6, 2023
With around 10 million fans in the UK alone, making a £2 profit on each egg it would only take one purchase a year to put £20m into Beale’s summer transfer kitty.
If some hungry bears go for a second or third egg the funds soon mount up with options for premium and executive eggs bound to crop up as well as exporting to the 100 million worldwide fans that Charles Green identified when he formed the club in 2012.
Even Ange Postecoglou’s knowledge of the Japanese and Asian transfer markets would struggle to compete with Beale and Ross Wilson splashing out an additional £20m plus every summer.
Radio Scotland Sport are expected to produce a follow up podcast explaining the trusted Ibrox cash boost.
