Daily Record spins Ibrox emergency loans into cash boost!

For the second time this month the Ibrox Tribute Act have created shares in return for cash to meet day to day billing.

Not long after the announcement the Daily Record had converted it into a cash boost as they try to reassure their army of readers that all is well with Micky Beale’s side.

Almost as quickly the Record’s twitter account was swamped with opposing fans congratulating the Glasgow based publisher for being so deep in denial about the reality of finances at Ibrox.

The cash that flowed in from the transfers of Joe Aribo and Calvin Bassey plus reaching the Champions League group stage for the first time has all gone as updated accounts recently confirmed.

Even the most Gullible of fans will struggle to identify anyone in the current squad that would attract the attention of Ajax or Southampton.

If Beale fails to deliver a place in the Champions League group stage there could be a repeat of the hilarity of 2011/12 for the Record to explain to their readers.

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