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Listen again as Mad Mal almost causes meltdown on SSB with multiple Celtic conspiracy theories

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Even by their own standards Mad Mal was just a bit too bonkers to give airtime to tonight on Radio Clyde’s Super Scoreboard.

Trying to unload half a dozen conspiracy theories in one call was a tough ask but Gordon Duncan gave him generous airtime before realising that the Irishman might head into dangerous territory.

Apparently Celtic have been getting away with it all season, VAR has been saving their bacon and they were scraping by on results either side of European matches.

***I’m sick and tired, I mean, when is Celtic going to be, Dundee United, I think that they beat them 9-0 or something right

***Now their form dropped, their heads are being held just above the water by VAR

***I’m telling you now, it’s an exclusive- they are on a hiding to nothing

***Somebody is going to beat them 2-0, 3-0, 4-0 you name it

***They are on a hiding and VAR is keeping their wee heads above the water and I’m sick and tired of it

***Listen, it’s coming, just to warn them all out there, it’s coming you’ll be on the end of a defeat

***With a wee bit of lateral thinking you watch all the games leading up to European games, ok? They are not convincing winners before and after a European game.

Mal was blown a little off course when he was reminded that Celtic went into their opening Champions League group match on the back of a 4-0 win in the Glasgow Derby.

Undeterred he was pulling more rabbits out of hats, something about consortium pay-backs proved to be enough as presenter Gordon took hold of the call as Mal sulked back to the message-board that he had sourced his information from.

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  • Scud Missile says:

    Oh dear just how confused is MAD MAL?
    Somebody should say to MAD MAL ,I’m going to confuse you now,I’m gong to put 2 shovels against that wall and ask you to take your pick.

  • Exiled in Ard Mhaca says:

    It’s a wonder he didn’t say that VAR stands for Vatican Approved Result. What a clampit.

  • Dando says:

    Mal has tae steer his trawler away fae they seagulls….

    HH

  • Andrew g mcdowall says:

    It’s a game of 2 Half’s the team that scores the most goals wins

  • John mcghee says:

    Why does ssb give them airtime especially when they are talking out their arses i remember ssb cutting all fans of the show for mentioning sevco so why cant they dont it with the huns that go on the show talk pure utter pish because supersevcoboard gives their huns fans aslong as they want the show is worse that bbc sportscene with all the ebt and sideletters working at it making sure nothing gets said about the biggest cheats in Scottish football oldco and newco its embarrassing watching them covering up oldco deadco passed..DEAD FOREVER RIP SCUMBAGS AT LIEBROX…

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