Micky Beale isn’t short of suggestions to the issue that is going to haunt him all through the summer and probably beyond.
All sorts of clear outs are being suggested, Ryan Kent and Alfredo Morelos should never be played again with £5m saved by sending Malik Tillman back to Bayern Munich despite holding an exclusive option to sign the American starlet.
Barry Ferguson is looking for 10 new signings with one elderly bear demanding the introduction of the mythical Presbyterian work ethic.
On one of their many podcasts providing group therapy one specky bear is looking for horrible, horrible people, presumably even more horrible than John Lundstram and Alfredo Morelos.
I am pishing myself pic.twitter.com/uiMDs09qyo
— JoeBhoy (@JoeBhoy16) May 1, 2023
I’m sorry Ben Davies just isn’t the kind of player that we need. Don’t get me wrong, really good football player, cultured but we don’t need culture, we need horrible horrible people. We need badass.
Kieran Dowell may be a bit of an underwhelming signing.