‘Daily parody never fails to keep us entertained’ ‘tears for souvenirs’ ‘Has to be a wind up’ Ready for Glory Ibrox Special is taken apart

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Not content with their daily diet of good news stories for Bears, the Daily Record is producing an old school hard copy overflowing with predictions about the glories of the season about to unfold.

BEALES BLUES GO ALL OUT FOR SILVER screams the front page with silver apparently a reference to trophies rather than the type of medal that James Tavernier has been picking up as he watches Celtic winning trebles.

Hope springs out of every page in the Record with not even a hint of realism.

Watching five key men in the Behind-Closed-Doors title win quit for nothing hasn’t caused any concern as a couple of free agents are brought in from England on the back of the vibes Micky Beale got from looking into the eyes of prospective signings.

Three forwards have been brought in that suffered relegation last season while Antonio Colak is being sold to Parma from Serie B.

With Leon Balogun signing up a year after being released you’d imagine that some form of reality might kick in but so ingrained are the Record cheerleaders that they can’t see any pitfalls with just over three weeks to go before a trip to the plastic of Ruby Park before the Third Qualifying Round of the Champions League quickly comes around.

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