Douglas Ross makes an emotional return to Ibrox today, flying a different flag at that venue for the first time since the Lockdown season.
The chunky politician is certain of a warm welcome and some banter with the locals that his party has inflicted a Cost of Living crisis on.
During the first half of the Lockdown season the SFA provided Ross with plenty of Glasgow based fixtures which allowed him to attend various political events with football fans picking up the tab.
Interestingly Ross always remembered to claim his expenses from the SFA but often ‘forgot’ to disclose his third source of income despite it being very public.
With Andrew Dallas on VAR today the odds on an away win are dramatically reduced with a victory for Micky Beale’s side sending them up to the giddy heights of third place behind Celtic and St Mirren.
Alan Muir is unlikely to become the first referee in 61 matches to award a penalty against the club from Ibrox.
Scottish Tory leader Douglas Ross has some explaining to do. Henry McLeish resigned as First Minister repaying £36,000 office income; Wendy Alexander as Labour leader over a £950 donation; David McLetchie as Tory leader over £11,500 in taxi expenses. #TorySleaze #ToryCorruption pic.twitter.com/7LZK9hJngH
— Gerry Hassan ?? (@GerryHassan) November 13, 2021
Ahoy Douglas Ross MP for Moray. What are you doing ? Apart from your expenses claim forms obvs. ?? pic.twitter.com/5MKExch02j
— keir hardie4indy???????? (@keirhardie4) January 10, 2022
On 1st November 2020, thieving bawbag Douglas Ross officiated at the Scottish Cup semi final.
He simultaneously:
??Claimed £93 in expenses
??Failed to declare his £445 match fee in the Register of Members Interests#ToriesOut339 #GutlessGriftershttps://t.co/l6bGgUrgd0— Rishi Sunak’s Food Pantry (@raycasey2003) June 10, 2023
Tomorrow’s Sunday Mail front page leads on Scottish Tory leader Douglas Ross snubbing a VJ Day service to work as a linesman at a football match.#TomorrowsPapersToday pic.twitter.com/J5TBQX21j0
— Sunday Mail (@Sunday_Mail) August 15, 2020

A PONCE IF THE HIGHEST QUALITY. Let’s hope this bawbaggjng CHISLING that’s maw&da weren’t married get BOOTED out at the next election.
Definitely something of the night about him,maybe sometime down the line stories and truths will out him.
I’ll never understand why people in The Highlands vote for Tory scum like D-Ross but plenty fools obviously do…
Thankfully it’s The SNP that are in at ma bit though !
It’s says it all for the Scottish Conservative & Unionist Party (their formal title) that their leader – in the loosest possible sense of the word – is a flip-flopping halfwit who indicated that if he was in charge of the country for a day (fat chance) he would like to see tougher enforcement of legislation against gypsy/travellers. Yep, he would like to increase discrimination against one of the most marginalised groups in the population, and he is too stupid to even lie. He is like a character created by Steve Coogan or Harry Enfield, and is a derided figure of zero standing whatsoever among the Westminster contingent of his own party.