Cowards on the pitch, clueless in the dug out- Emotional Steely lets it all hang out after Dons Disaster

With his voice wavering an emotional Steely has slaughtered every aspect of the club that he loves.

Twelve years after formation by Sir Charles Green there has been just one title to celebrate with the pain and hurt of chronicling waves of failure taking its toll on the celebrity Ibrox influencer.

When Blair Spittal equalised against Celtic in the 95th minute at Fir Park there were signs of light for the Beale Revolution! but a 3-1 slap from Aberdeen reminded the loyal bears that another season is about to be written off.

Michael Beale has to go tonight and good luck to the new manager who comes in, he has to do something with the dross that Michael Beale has bought.

Beale sat down for breakfast this morning with his fat salary secure. He won’t be walking away from the last earner of his career to return to laying out bibs and cones for primary kids without getting every penny of compensation that he is due.

For Steely and the bears the circus moves on to Cyprus on Thursday, if Beale stays in charge the familiar sound of howling bears will be heard across the holiday island as the Banter Years roll on and on.