With another bleak transfer window approaching the sports team at the Daily Record are doing their best to cheer up their army of readers.
Yesterday’s AGM provided a brief taster of what is to come for bears with Chairman John Bennett looking to take £10m off their running costs. Ditching Kemar Roofe and John Lundstram will only account for 40% of that total.
Last week’s home draw with ARIS Limassol took the shine off the Clement revolution but you won’t find any mention of the Cypriot side’s co-efficient in the Record’s coverage of last week’s disaster.
Despite all of the evidence the Record hasn’t given up on the Ibrox Tribute Act making an appearances at the 2025 World Club Cup and banking £50m in the process. Reality suggests that Sam Lammers and Cyriel Dessers will be watching that one from afar.
Rangers ranked fourth in all of Europe for carrying their country’s coefficient over the past five yearshttps://t.co/0VjNChbYw8 pic.twitter.com/YfVeJKxiUB
— Daily Record Sport (@Record_Sport) December 5, 2023
Another favoured myth for the Record is how only one club has contributed to Scotland’s co-efficient, again mention of their 22/23 contribution is quietly airbrushed while other fans across Scotland celebrated a record breaking performance from Tav and the Lads.
Yesterday, on the day of the AGM, a deep deep dive into the co-efficient was required with the whopper above going down a treat on Twitter.
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This my friends is pure quality ??
The hurt ,the pain ,the jealousy, the desperation can be fully shown by first of all searching for this stat then having no shame in posting it through a national newspaper ?
The Hun pain runs deep folks
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Skinto FC
— ?THE GREEN FOX? (@jg2394044) December 6, 2023
Tell me you are looking for investors without telling me you are looking for investors????
— Craig Whyte (@RIPRFC) December 6, 2023
Why don’t yous talk much about their finances ??????????????
— Paul Scullion ????????? (@bigelmafud) December 5, 2023
When’s the open top bus parade
— kennybhoy21??????????????? (@kennybhoy21) December 6, 2023
Deary, deary me.
— Andy P (@DroooPeacock) December 5, 2023