William on Rangers Radio exposes the great Police Commander conspiracy

With the campaign fully underway to ensure that Willie Collum is never involved in another match involving the Ibrox club new targets are being viewed by the Gullible and Deluded.

Rather than question the contribution of Todd Cantwell and Cyriel Dessers alongside the tactics of Philippe Clement it is much more soothing to believe that the West of Scotland hierarchy conspired to produce Saturday’s defeat.

Inspired by the moon-howlers on social media Collum’s background is the real issue with the anonymous club spokesman briefing mainstream partners that they don’t expect to see the Lanarkshire based official involved again this season.

With that taken care of the Police Commander (if such a title exists) has now been exposed for his role in the sinister denial of victory for a team that includes serial losers such as James Tavernier, Connor Goldson and John Lundstram.

Captain Tav has watched Celtic win five trebles on his watch, before his arrival the hoops had only won three trebles in their history.

There was no stopping William as he enjoyed 15 minutes away from his carer, explaining to the phone in hosts that fears of George Square being left looking like a jigsaw forced Abdallah Sima and Goldson into conceding goals to Paulo Bernardo and Kyogo Furuhashi.

With no real football until January 20 the madness is bound to escalate, encouraged by the briefings being given out by the Ibrox spokesman while the SFA sit in silence with the officials that delivered a 74 match run without conceding a penalty in the SPFL under attack from the club that benefited from that run!

The next Ibrox matches are expected to rotate around Alan Muir, David Dickinson, John Beaton and Steven McLean.