After just 49 matches for the Ibrox Tribute Act Jack Butland is already dripping in paranoia.
In his last two appearances the former Crystal Palace reserve has lost six goals as his club shipped precious points and the door closed on his hopes of an England recall.
Butland is a safe pair of hands to put in front of the fawning media, ahead of facing Dundee he had the script word perfect as he recalled generations of the club being written off.
One title win in 11 years would suggest that there is a problem delivering trophies, since losing at Ross County on Sunday most of the criticism has come from the loyal bears that were convinced that Tavpen, Goldson and Lundstram could be transformed into winners by a Proper Football Manager (not Micky Beale).
Cereal losers.
When will it change… https://t.co/hCUqYWXFio— Tam sellic son (@TamseIIicsonIII) April 16, 2024
On the morning of April 7 Butland and his mates were 90 minutes away from going a point above Celtic with a game in hand.
A win tomorrow at Dundee will put the 2012 Tribute Act a point behind Celtic with a trip to the home of the champions looming in the third post-split fixture on May 11.
Here are my predictions for tomorrow night’s game,2 if not 3 penalties to sevco with 1 or 2 players sent off for Dundee,one of the penalties will probably be inside the first few minutes of game to steady te sevco nerves.
Should Dundee drag the game out and frustrate sevco watch how many extra minutes ge added on to the 90+ until sevco seal te win.
The Dundee kit man will have to find a way of sneaking straight jackets under the jerseys tonight. 100% cert for early PK while Goldson will be able to do his Harlem Globetrotter skit… then it’s theRangers bingo time: red card, other pk… 15mins injury time if required.
Wee mutant Rae really must be in all these players ears ha ha That must be his job as he a shit coach which is Provan! He did the job on that daft manager and now players also it seems , pathetic anyone would buy that bs tho losers just love the ” comforting lies”and it’s definitely the hun way total weirdos are der hun
Not much new there. Just a look at Jack’s Baby Face. I am sure he means sevco!
People writing sevco off has become a bit of a habit perhaps, and maybe it’s justified, based on their three trophies in eleven seasons’ record!
See the body snatchers have claimed another victim in jack butland , they really do mess peepuls head up when joining their club , brain wash anyone anyone better than the Scientology cults could dream of .