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Badge-kisser Cantwell gets all tearful

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After his humiliation on Saturday Todd Cantwell was back in his happy place last night, playing to the gallery and pretending that he is a top football.

Fifteen months after his heralded arrival at Ibrox the social media C-lister was unable to get a starting place in Phil Clement’s XI with John Lundstram, Tom Lawrence and Mohamed Diomanse earning the trust of A Proper Football Manager.

Worse was to follow as Ross McCausland, Nico Raskin, Scott Wright and Kemar Roofe were sent on to salvage something from the match with TikTok left on the bench wondering where his next contract will come from.

With 11 players unavailable last night Cantwell was recalled to the side that faced Dundee in front of 35,000 angry and wet bears.

At 2-2 a mishit cross found its way into the net, rather than have a laugh about it TikTok kissed the badge to be met with more cheers and adulation from the Gullible & Deluded.

After a lap of honour in front of 5,000 fans it was time to turn on the water works in a post match interview with Sky Sports.

Last week Cantwell turned to Instagram to complain about the bird trapped in a cage, if Clement can find a club prepared to match his salary Cantwell can fly off anywhere he likes during the summer.

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MILLER His Lundstram defence will never be exceeded, will it?

MILLER His Lundstram defence will never be exceeded, will it?

BOYD Consistently off the radar, every week, great consistency

BOYD Consistently off the radar, every week, great consistency

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  • John Copeland says:

    It took him 6 months to attempt to grow that ‘ forest ‘ on his upper lip and chin ? Very Jim Whyte- esque …..

  • Clachnacuddin and the Hoops says:

    Oh my days…

    Barbie using the word Barbaric –

    Barbaric Barbie…

    The comedy gold from this guy just gets better n’ better n’ better’ n’ better…

    Pity that he’s not getting better n’ better on a football field though !

  • James Ward says:

    I’m sure some other mugs will take this sand dancer.Absolute shitey player but another Diddy club will come and take him for £500,000 or less.

  • The Joker says:

    Lol that’s a belter Barbie had a friend follow hom all night aye Ken ya fud.
    Trying to get wide with the arsehole doing the interview with him as well,thinking he was being a cocky bastard,with one of his own kind it just shows the arrogance of that TWAT.

  • The Joker says:

    Be it tonight or the weekend when we become champions watch out for a nice wee squirrel story to the gloss of us being champions,with news of £10 -£15 million players linked to sevco and ready to sign for them.

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