There was one classic element missing from Saturday’s Glasgow Derby.
James Tavernier ducked out of his traditional post-match interviews to explain his disappointment to the angry bears.
Down the years the former Wigan utility player has perfected the technique of expressing disappointment in a number of ways that make it sound fresh and genuine.
Whether it is in-house or with a wider media audience Tavernier is generally the go-to guy after defeat, the wearer of the armband able to deliver the cliches for FC This Time Next Year.
Since moving to Scotland in 2015 Tavpen has watched Celtic win five of the eight trebles in their history, an unprecedented period of domination in Scottish football. Or disappointment.
Tavernier seeing Maeda in the tunnel. pic.twitter.com/vHD0eyRox6
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Picking up the Top Scorer award most seasons at the club Player of the Year Awards night is little consolation for the 31-year-old.
Recently the Daily Record launched a doomed campaign to get Tavernier a mega bucks move to Al Etifaq in the Saudi Pro League, sadly, like most things in his football career that fantasy was killed off as soon as the Saudi club were informed of their alleged interest.
Next season Tavpen is expected to be given a well deserved Testimonial with a star studded select team picked from the other signings of Mark Warburton, Pedro Caixinha, Graeme Murty, Mister Gerrard, Giovanni van Bronckhorst, Micky Beale and Phil Clement.
?? James Tavernier spoke to RangersTV after today’s match against Celtic. pic.twitter.com/XetQFze8UZ
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BINGO! 4 seconds in an absolute classic
BINGO called at 19 seconds
Which pundit is the biggest laughing stock in Scottish football?
MILLER His Lundstram defence will never be exceeded, will it?
BOYD Consistently off the radar, every week, great consistency
I heard it’s not Al-Ettifaq who want to sign him, it’s All-Oa Athletic….
He might well be thinking Al-Get-tae-fuck to Al-Ettifaq after yesterday !
The scum Hall of famer was possibly wisked off to the asylum to play with his flute and the picture of Maeda doing him yet again for the 2nd goal?
Could be kept company in the padded cell with that other nonsense of an individual in lumpsofshit with goldhun to happily greet the serial losers
So wee SIMPLETON FC aka Barry the bawbag Fergusons team talk to the sevco players was literally taken to heart by Lunstrum,those great man management skills of his really does pay off.
As for son of Skeletor himself Kenny the doughball Miller now doubling down on it not being a red card makes him look more foolish than ever before.
But not to worry the BIG rebuild is in the summer,the only thing is nobodyvis asking any questions just where is the money coming from for the rebuild.
Ah but, but, but…
This time next year…
And this time the year after…
And the year after…
And the year after that…
It’ll all be Hunky Doray – Jam Tomorrow, then the day after that as well
And the wheels on the bus go round and round –
Jeez oh – It must be mind boggling the minds of These Sevco Huns !!!
Hahaha hehehehe the king of penaltys is yet again disappointed seriously why do these scumhuns put up with his shite talk Tavawanker only really scores goals from the spot and the media in scotland think he’s some sort of messi fae cheating liebrox the guy has nothing to offer barr kick the ball up the park goldson and barsic are the same kick right up the park they’re in trouble next season when BR sorts out that defence with a LB and goalkeeper and hopefully he gets cover for scares that guy is getting worse he panicks to much when he’s chased down so hope we get a few strong players in defence and the midfield..
I’m DISAPPOINTED that we Didn’t get tae hear he wiz DISAPPOINTED LOL!
He is their top scorer (in the League) this season.
Can’t think of another team who relied so heavily on their right-back to score their goals for them!?