‘Lundstram could have left a Legend’ ‘Every year is the same drivel’ ‘the hope that kills them’ Steely’s diary of despair is a smash hit

It has been another season of hilarity from celebratory vlogger Steely as he shares his emotions through further failures for the Ibrox Tribute Act.

The 2023/24 season has certainly provided hoops fans with great value as they’ve watched two Revolutions! bite the dust with Phil Clement well down the cycle that chewed up and spat out Giovanni van Bronckhorst and Micky Beale in the last few years.

Pre-season Steely was full of hope heading into the SPFL opener away to Kilmarnock, not long afterwards Beale was getting chased out of the Louden following a home defeat from Aberdeen.

The Clement bandwagon was quickly mounted, even losing to Benfica in March left Steely with the consolation of winning the treble.

Every time before facing Celtic Steely is a bundle of excitement until the team is announced.

Afterwards that familiar sinking feeling is endured, the pain and dejection is real but claiming that John Lundstram lost the opportunity to leave as a legend has to be a wind up.

Standards are low when James Tavernier is in your Hall of Fame, elevating Lundstram to legendary status exposes the extent of the problems facing the Ibrox Tribute Act this summer.