Ally McCoist has resurfaced after his weekend from hell watching Celtic move into an almost uncatchable position in the race for the SPFL Premiership title.
Since the turn of the year the chubby chappie was increasingly confident of a second SPFL success as he clambered on board the Proper Football Manager bandwagon created by Phil Clement’s cheerleaders.
A Quadruple success was being tipped in March with McCoist leading the charge with his plan to commit Hate Crimes during the visit of Celtic on April 7.
He soon backed down from that plan, over the weekend the bunting and band were cancelled as he faced upto the reality of another Celtic title success, adding to the Roll of Honours for Scotland’s most successful club.
A six point swing accompanied by an eight goal swing on goal difference still gives McCoist hope of success but in trademark fashio he was cracking gags about the possibility.
Picking up on his appearance on TalkSPORT this morning, the Daily Record reports McCoist saying:
Mate, we are so far off it, we need Spurs to beat Man City to have a chance for Rangers to win the league. I am afraid the eternal optimist has just about given up hope. It’s not been a good weekend, at all, particularly for John Lundstram, an own goal and a red card. He has probably had a worse weekend than most.
During McCoist’s brief spell in management he lost cup ties to Malmo, Maribor, Falkirk, Dundee United, Queen of the South, Inverness Caley Thistle, Raith Rovers and Forfar Athletic.
After losing to Alloa Athletic in the 2014/15 Challenge Cup semi-final he went on gardening leave, after losing the final to Raith the previous year he led the Karaoke at the post match party back at Ibrox.
Which pundit is the biggest laughing stock in Scottish football?
MILLER His Lundstram defence will never be exceeded, will it?

BOYD Consistently off the radar, every week, great consistency

Don’t go by the cheerie chappie in media he is in real life not only a rangers fan but the old school in which he supports the pre 2012 rangers when they had sfa refs at there beck and call commentators named rangers players by first and surname that’s how much they knew there job dependid Murray era put a a big divide between the clubs Marlborough and celtic board had respect for each other then murray with his media kissing his arse yes they know the chosen ones if you write anything about Celtic_fc_1888 it has to be negative or your out its not as bad now cause these guys knew and others in the media they shamed there proffesion by taken the kings crown free travel parties sad time for scottish football thatcher era but did the know it was all sponsor taxpayers money and fraudulent bank ceo who was throwing money at his team players wages payed by tax fraud even brought in a old senial lord who tried to say without those wages those players would deprive other clubs European money if they won those titles and ever since there has been a big cover up awarding European license ibrox Murray park not sold and rented out to the club which would have brought in £50,000,000 or to give taxpayers most of there money back Phelps should never been allowed to do those government should have just took there money owed the people’s money and it’s cost this country millions and still is Murray still has his Knight hood but rangers have no history before 2012 trust in gov sfa banks are at an all time low
What a ridiculous post. Did this guy finish primary school?
No sentences, paragraphs, capital letters, bad spelling.
Snob!
Michael is not a snob,jack is probably a decent guy but those comments he posts are virtually unreadable,I go over them a few times and still can’t make head nor tail of them,I just give up reading jack’s longer comments.
The site is now unreadable with ads and popups . Sorry mate either they go or the punters will. Its bad.
Second that thought.
I’m viewing on an iPad after giving up on my iPhone.
It’s just as bad as everything is just scaled up.
There is a way around this from a great tip I got from a SEVCO fan of all people…
If (on an iPad anyway) you –
1) Click the settings button…
2) Touch Safari button on the left side…
3) On right hand side scroll down to Advanced and touch…
4) This will lead you to a button called Java Script – it will be showing green so swipe it to off…
5) Go back to main page and type in Video Celts…
6) You should be able to zip through Video Celts and plenty other Celtic Forums at fast speed thereafter…
7) When finished on Video Celts or any other Celtic Forums reverse the above process as until you put things back to the way they were you won’t be able to access things like you tube…
8) Good Luck – Hopefully this helps – Let me know if it hopefully improves your enjoyment of Video Celts !
** Disclaimer – I’m definitely not the most tech savvy lad out there so maybe have someone with tech brains nearby in case of gremlins regarding this process **
McCoist should away and boil his heed.
Although it is prob’s already boiled!
Less chance than Kirsty Wark retiring permanently I’d say.
Little squint!