The tweets of Jonny McFarlane are legendary, or comedy gold as some might prefer to brand them.
Unfortunately for the Head of Digital Sport at Newsquest he has only gathered 11,500 Twitter followers as he attempts to create a bright new future for the fading Glasgow publisher where the daily circulation of The Herald and Evening Times is around the 15,000 mark.
Back in his days as an Office Boy at the Daily Record McFarlane came up with the claim that Barrie McKay is a more gifted talent than Kieran Tierney.
Content like that convinced Newsquest that the future was bright in the hands of big Jonny and he hasn’t disappointed.
As well as comparing James Sands (Champions League 2022) to Franco Baresi he took to Twitter to explain why James Tavernier has been more significant and influential than Callum McGregor.
After awarding himself and a few chums a jolly to Germany McFarlane was sharing his expert opinion on the Scotland side selected by Steve Clarke to face Germany. The Gilmour bleating was predictable but bigging up Ryan Porteous is the sort of claim that only a complete fool would make, no match officials outside of Scotland would tolerate the sort of brutality that the Hibs defender regularly dished out.
The rest of the team looks good. Nice to see Ryan Porteous in the middle of the defence. Huge night for him.
— Jonny McFarlane (@jonnyrmcfarlane) June 14, 2024
It is hard to see Porteous escaping with less than a two match suspension after last night’s x-rated lunge at Ilkay Gundogan.
While McFarlane and his chums run up the costs in Germany it is hard to see how it can be justified by digital engagement.
Will pageviews and sessions rise in line with costs?
On You Tube, The Herald has 113 subscribers which is probably all staff members, a videocast previewing the tournament has been watched 72 times in four days.
It is looking very likely that after next weekend McFarlane and the team will have to turn their full attention to the floundering Clement Revolution!
I know there are differing opinions but I think history will be kind to this call. If you go by data – consistently best player in Scotland over last five years. If you take a more traditional view look at the goals from RB. Top scorer in EL. Captain of the 55 team. Strong case. https://t.co/q4MlI0SG07
— Jonny McFarlane (@jonnyrmcfarlane) February 20, 2023
— TonyMac (@TonyMac67s) March 1, 2023
#Celtic‘s Kieran Tierney is a decent player but Barrie McKay is Scottish football’s most gifted talent – McFarlanehttps://t.co/5bp9sNdewj pic.twitter.com/YVLJYyDiq3
— Daily Record Sport (@Record_Sport) January 19, 2017
#sadjosh @4ladshadadream pic.twitter.com/JU9llUoFz7
— Jonny McFarlane (@jonnyrmcfarlane) June 14, 2024
Think he’s ate too many cakes recently, obviously affected his intellect , wonder if he’s a sevco supporter.
One sad fat fuck. HH
He ate all the pies…..
“A picture is worth a thousand words”
Aye but if Clark started with wee Billy boy he’d have ran the show and who knows
That’s what we’re gonna get
There is estimated at least 200 thousand Scotland fans in Germany ,presently ? I reckon at least half of them are tabloid scoops and ‘ kid on ‘ scoops there on a freebie and on a jolly boys and girls’ outing …paid for by you and me …. directly and indirectly! BBC radio Scotland have at least 8 scoops plus technicians and producers and much more in Munich alone ,for radio commentary ! On TV the Scottish BBC even have a current affairs guy covering football in Germany plus scores of others …paid for by public licence fee money ! Oh ,and the scoops’ narrative after last night’s humiliation was why did Clark not play ‘ Billy ‘ from the start ?
“Alas For Human Greatness … !”