The potential exit of Todd Cantwell will be a blow for Internet Bampots, fortunately the D-grade influencer has created enough content to keep the show moving for years to come.
Straight away the former Norwich starlet was dubbed Barbie, more for his playing style than his stunning good looks topped off by a head of hair that is vintage mid-eighties.
That combination appeal straight to the Ibrox fanbase who convinced themselves that they had a matchwinner on the park that was destined for a massive transfer to fund the next Revolution!
Alas it seems that Cardiff are the only club interested in TikTok, on loan, with just one League Cup success and a dead rubber victory over Celtic added to his paper thin CV.
Bye ????? Todd pic.twitter.com/RXVDPrX4ZC
— A Bit of An Animal ??????? (@leemullin1) July 25, 2024
Off the park Cantwell has created the impression that he craves, driving attention for his badge-kissing efforts and kiddy-on Hard Man impression while being pushed around and bossed by Greg Taylor, Callum McGregor and others.
Strangely among Ibrox fans there has been a mixed reaction to his decision to seek fresh challenges. Some fans can now see through him and admit that he is bang average and over hyped but many think Clement has mis played this and should be building a team around their erratic number 10.
Many blame Chris Sutton for forcing TikTok away but fortunately that will only happen of another club can offer the same wages as Cantwell extracts from Ibrox. With Micky Beale out of management that one could be a long wait.
Todd Cantwell getting leathered ? pic.twitter.com/uXaxwPrUTA
— RjayBhoy (@RjayCeltic) July 25, 2024
Barbie has been flung out of the bath water and flung out big time…
The thing is – Did Barbie fling herself outta the said bath water –
Or did The Darling Clementine do it instead !!!
All Barbie has to do to get the SIMPLETONS back on his side is get the pretend flute out, after all it worked for the ALKIE WIFE BEATER Gascoigne.
Missing him already ?
There has been cross purposes between Phil and Todd. If it is possible,Todd should ask the Club Captain to
mediate for him in seeking a reconciliation with Phil. I say this because he may have shot-to-pieces the opportunity
to get his present wage at another Club.
Every pre-season we are told of these unknown gems worth zillions and cappilions
Now they are overpaid unemployable bums on big money.
Agent Beale… “The Unseen Fenian Hand” you did us well.