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Staunch McFarlane launches doomed defence of Captain Disappointed as angry bears slaughter their serial loser

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No Ibrox captain has watched Celtic lift so many trophies, not even John Greig when the Lisbon Lions and their successors made his life a misery.

When Mark Warburton splashed out £200,000 to take a utility player from Wigan Athletic no one at Celtic could have guessed at the successes he was about to witness.

In the summer of 2015 Celtic had won 98 trophies, if a deal is struck with Trabzonspor James Tavernier will leave Glasgow with the hoops sitting on 118 trophies, one away from a ‘world record’.

Five trebles have been won on Tav’s watch with the second best footballer in the household wearing the armband.

Two of his last four matches were defeats to Celtic as trophies 117 and 118 were chalked up, now it looks like the legend that is Tavpen is leaving in the close season for an emotional reunion with John Lundstram and Borna Barisic at Trabzonspor. All three are expected in the English Championship in January.

News that the serial loser could finally be leaving has been greeted with joy online by angry bears, it could be the outcome that retains the Close Season Cup but the wise old owl that is Jonny McFarlane sees things differently, disagreeing with his sidekick Stevie Clifford from Fourlads.

The Head of Sport at Newsquest is famed for his alternative viewpoints. Barrie McKay is more talented that Kieran Tierney, James Sands is the American Franco Baresi and the classic from two years ago that Tavepen is more successful and influential than Callum McGregor.

With those sort of views circulation of The Herald and Glasgow Times barely reaches 15,000 with the digital subscription model sitting on similar figures.

Last month McFarlane and one of his mates from the Rangers Review awarded themselves a trip to the European Championships, most podcasts struggled to reach three figures in terms of You Tube viewers. That sort of success rate possibly explains his admiration for his club captain.

As the Tav tributes are prepared it is worth remembering that in 56 Celtic appearances Alistair Johnston has won 66% more trophies than the departing legend, Oh Hyeon-gyu left for Genk last week with more winners medals than Captain Disappointed will pack off to Turkey.

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6 comments

  • Amcq14 says:

    But how much are they willing to pay for him? Maybe when they find out the transfer fee they will want to keep him after all.

    • Board Out! says:

      £10M according tae the Daily Ranjerk lol! They wid PUNT the Tea Lady if they could.. Good Auld Skinto FC WHAHAHAHAHA!!

      • John Copeland says:

        McFarlane got pumped from the daily Record after being head copy boy / goffer , to being head of sport at Newsquest practically overnight …now there’s ambition and forward thinking for you ,eh !

  • Charlie Green says:

    His goal tally is a result of corrupt refereeing and I think deep down the Sevco fans know this and that is why it doesn’t count when they are assessing him. Still he guarantees them 20 goals a season as we will still have the same refs and he is a great crosser of the ball.
    Don’t know what they are moaning about.

  • TicToc says:

    My wife and I are very partial to some local Turkish restaurants’ fayre, you know, kebabs, slow-cooked lamb etc.
    Dependent on cooking methods/sauces it’s not always evident exactly what you’re eating from chicken to pork etc. other than you know what you’ve ordered and all of it tastes so good you just eat it.
    The Turks are fukkin crazy about their football.
    All Chefs are known for being, let’s just say, temperamental. Add Turk to chef and you’re talking fukkin nitro-glycerine.
    The Turkish league where the ‘three amigos’ from Ibrox will be playing kicks off around mid-August. Give it a few weeks until those serial losers are found out by Trabzonspor-supporting Turkish chefs and JEEPERS!
    All I’m saying is we won’t be visiting any Turkish restaurants or take-aways from September until around Xmas! 🙂
    It doesn’t augur well. I mean, the waiter asks “and how would you like your Lundstrum, sorry I meant pork, done sir?”
    “Cremated please, and I’ll have the lamb instead if that’s okay?”

  • the maister says:

    sevco despots, pisspots and losers. Just exactly why do they bother?

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