Soccer Football - Scottish Premiership - Kilmarnock v Celtic - Rugby Park, Kilmarnock, Scotland, Britain - April 16, 2023 Celtic non-executive Chairman Peter Lawwell in the stands before the match REUTERS/Russell Cheyne
Celtic fans can snap up a full year of fresh air for just £29 to demonstrate how much they back the club. For an extra £20 you can have an extra two years on your fresh air certificate!
On top of match tickets, merchandise and other income streams the club is now in partnership with Sportli who are selling off a virtual pitch to uber-fans.
The scheme is announced on the shared website as:
Official Merchandise of Celtic Football Club sold under license
Become one of the very first owners of a ‘Piece of Paradise’!
We would be thrilled to welcome you into this special group of Celtic F.C. supporters. Your decision to become an owner of a ‘Piece of Paradise’ would reflect your deep passion for Celtic Football Club, a club with a rich history filled with iconic matches and legendary Managers, Captains, and players. From Jock Stein, Jimmy Johnstone and Henrik Larsson to Scott Brown and Callum McGregor, the Celtic Park pitch has witnessed greatness, both domestically and in Europe – and now, your ‘Piece of Paradise’ could be part of that legacy.
Your ‘Piece of Paradise’ symbolises your dedication to the club and your place within our ever-growing family of global supporters. Not only that, your purchase puts money directly into the club, and a donation from your purchase goes directly to the Celtic F.C. Foundation.
Whether you are cheering from the stands, following the Bhoys & Ghirls from afar, or watching every goal, save, tackle and trophy win at Celtic Park, your ‘Piece of Paradise’ will make you feel part of it all!
Only four simple steps are involved and you can have a certificate detailing your piece of fresh air to look over at every home match.
And that’s it! Your digitial e-certificate will arrive in the email account provided at checkout within a few seconds!Your physical printed certificate will be posted to you by Royal Mail 48 hours tracked courier within 7 working days.
The true beauty of the scheme is the simplicity, the same plot can be sold many times over creating an unlimited income stream.
@CelticFCSLO Can we email the club over this? It’s a scam. Pure and simple. Taking hard earned cash off fans for absolutely nothing in return. Disgraceful.
— The Free Rogic International. (@CelticEnded2iar) November 25, 2024
I get warned about these scams all the time.
Pay your hard earned money and receive absolute sweet fuck all in return.
Just didn’t think my club would be fleecing their own ??
— Celtic Curio (@Celticcurio) November 25, 2024
Fully onboard and highly excited by this amazing offer to have a piece of paper with my name on it with a grid reference.
However, my understanding of “ownership” is something that doesn’t expire in 1-3 years.
Semantics, I know.
The virtual intangible rental market is the future! pic.twitter.com/lKAbbStsw2— One Star Means More ?? ?? ?? (@theceltsarehere) November 25, 2024
Here’s me ready to buy patch 1,978,251. pic.twitter.com/hJ0yAgP4ax
— One Star Means More ?? ?? ?? (@theceltsarehere) November 25, 2024
Presumably, I can pay with monopoly money ?
Well you started it..
— Stephen (@Stephen55767497) November 25, 2024
For Fuck sake – Stepping down to copying something that Sevco would be proud off is the pits…
Surely to fuck no one of a Green, White and Gold persuasion would entertain this folly folly !
Well seen it comes out after the AGM. That’s a disgusting shameful grab for money. Whoever brought that to market should be sacked.
This has to be a wind-up
Gotta be a wind up?
Editor: A club like no other keeping the spirit of Brother Walfrid alive…
And are they still charging £10 per head, just to join the ST waiting list…?
FFS … it’s for real.And some poor feckers have actually bought them. That is disgusting. Trump bible FC
No one is being forced to buy them.
I shouldn’t be shocked here but I am.
I didn’t think Lawwell & Co could sink any lower but they’ve managed it.
FFS, it’s GOT to be time to call a halt on that fat bastard’s tenure at CP.
Come On You Bhoys In Green (our supporters), send a message to this Board, its Chairman, its CEO and its major shareholder: IT’S OVER, YOU’RE BEING REPLACED.
THE REBELS HAVE WON!
Reminds me of that episode of The Simpsons –
“Happy Love Day, everybody!”
Not the standard of merchandising we have come to expect.
Rumours tonight that Newcastle have sacked Eddie Howe and that he will be announced as sevco manager by the weekend.
Heh heh heh. I can see one part of that coming true – Howe getting the sack – but not the member of his team suddenly being willing to move to Scotland when they weren’t three years ago. It’s more of a fantasy than a rumour, perhaps we can add to it by making it a swap deal whereby Newcastle take Clement and Sevco get Howe in an overnight switcheroo so that it can all be done on a cost-neutral basis? It’s about as likely as them appointing Graham Potter – or Carlo Ancelotti for that matter.
Who ever thought of this and gave it the go ahead need their a*ses booted out the door
Shameful
Actually seen this on toktic , thought it was a wind up but now realised it’s true , this is something I thought sevco would chance to get some revenue in but for Celtic to lower themselves to scrape the bottom of the barrel to shamelessly fleece fans is FUCKING DISGRACEFUL, whoever thought this up should be chased out of Celtic with a chasing mob with torches and pitchforks.
Are the board forgetting what the roots of our club are .
A SHAMELESS BUNCH OF FUCKING SPIVS RINSING FANS FOR EVERY PENNY THEY CAN GET , TRULY APPALLED AT THIS SHAMELESS MONEY GRAB , ENJOY YOUR BONUSES YOU FUCKING SHAMELESS CHARLATANS, WORLD CLASS IN EVERYTHING YOU DO , HANG YOUR COLLECTIVE HEADS IN SHAME .
Dear Celtic, fuck right off!
We shouldn’t be surprised…The Board is a money grabbing machine and doesn’t give two fecks for its supporters…This is snake oil stuff and needs to be called out for what it is.
Even Bernie Madoff would be embarrassed to try that one.
Ahem !!!!
Don’t you have an unhealthy obsession with Pete the Parasite and his son,Joe ???
How dare you besmirch the character of that fine upstanding trough feeder from Thorntonhall !!!
Don’t you know he’ll have his lawyers on yer ass if you don’t take this article down ???
These leeches should have been chased years ago along with that asshole with the golf clubs who refuses to attend a meeting once a year.
Absolutely repugnant in every way.
Editor: Some might call it scrutiny.
Well we need to top up big Pete’s already fat bonus somehow, don’t we? Can’t help buf feel you missed a trick at the agm there joe. You might have reminded Pete about our most successful transfer window in 18 years. He might have missed it as I dont think he was around at the time… you know the one where we identified, and signed all our targets early without all the pissing about and haggling that usually see us miss our targets and scramble around at the end of the window for whoever is left.
Editor: Dom McKay is overdue a mention at the AGM, those on the podium have been living off his outstanding work in the summer of 2021, compare that with summer 2023.
I’ve been advised that the Toilets are soon to be.. Pay as you go…Board hopes to have machines fitted just after New Year.
One man’s scrutiny is another asshole’s obsession !
Keep holding their feet to the fire as the bloggers are about the only people who are bringing their machinations and skullduggery to light as the SMSM continues their downward spiral to the plughole.
Ignore the happy clappers who are unable/unwilling to see what’s going on before their very eyes.
Yet again we paid over the odds,costing us extra millions,because the suits waited till the last moment to get bodies in as they refused to move on transfers until they had the O’reilly money safely locked away.
Yet,they congratulate themselves on a job well done !
Fuckin avaricious cretins.
No doubt someone further down the food chain, will get their jotters for implementing this scam. Meanwhile, the real spivs in the boardroom, get richer with each passing day. It’s the Lawwell way, doncha know?
Hail Hail.