EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 23: Celtic's Kyogo Furuhashi celebrates as he scores to make it 1-0 during a William Hill Premiership match between Heart of Midlothian and Celtic at Tynecastle Park on November 23, 2024, in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Photo by Ross Parker/SNS Group via Getty Images)
Saturday wasn’t the best of days for Ewen Cameron.
Waking up to Storm Bert things went from bad to worse for the Jambo-bear who tries his best to become a personality.
Problem is that when you can’t be honest about the team you support folk in Scotland can see right through you.
Cameron pretends to be a Hearts fan, or a Diet as many would put it. His only real interest in football is his dislike of Celtic which is why Ibrox is his true spiritual home but like many he is afraid to come out that closet.
? “Mark my words, Hearts will not lose to Celtic” – @EwenDCameron
FT: Hearts 1-4 Celtic ??
Oh Ewen, you’ll never learn! ?@stevenmill @JustBeth15 pic.twitter.com/ubSXfKCJG7
— The Big Saturday Football Show (@BSFootballShow) November 23, 2024
A 1-0 defeat at Ibrox under new manager Neil Critchley gave genuine Hearts fans some hope going into the match against a Celtic side that had players away on international duty across the globe last week.
For 45 minutes all was happy and glorious then Celtic moved up a gear and it was game over.
Cameron and the other Jambo-bears were left with that empty feeling of having witnessed Celtic break free on their way to #title55.
FUN FACT- Adam Idah has scored more goals at Tynecastle this season that Lawrence Shankland.
Celtic are class with top players but I thought we played great in spells.
They’re miles ahead & will win the league comfortably but even in defeat I’m positive for the rest of the season.
In Critchley I trust.#Hearts #Celtic pic.twitter.com/kvTMDtHDH8
— Ewen Cameron (@EwenDCameron) November 23, 2024

I know the hearts are not up to much, but why sooooo many empty seats???
Found myself laughing way to much at the sharts. Hilarious stuff, handful of scary heavies bouncing away or the half empty stadium…dead heat on the hilarity stakes–what an embarrassment of club..!!
It was the same at Ibrox on Saturday too mate. I’m sure they will blame the weather, or Kafflik skools or whatever, but the only part of the stadium not largely populated by empty blue plastic chairs was full of Dundee Utd fans.
One of their lot was soothing himself, in his “analysis” of the game, with the notion that at least the booing at full time wasn’t as loud as at half time. Failing to take note of the fact that this was only because the stadium was more or less empty (bar some very loud Dundee Utd fans) by the final whistle. I blame the schools.
The guy is is a horses banger.
Be cause they hate Catholics no other. Reason typical hearts an support
Ewan fuckin who…
Never heard of this guy Keith but his assessment of Celtic being class at the bottom of the page was more honest…
Still he never had the balls or the grace to admit that he was embarrassingly wrong –
There again – If he’s a Jambo / Scumbo and / or a closet Sevco Hun then nuff’ said !
I know these peppul bring it on themselves, but by writing about them actually feeds there tiny ego. We don’t need to read about walapers like ewan on celtic websites. Once a walaper always a walaper.
Editor: I have a different viewpoint, highlighting the hurt and pain that this walloper is suffering is always welcomed and popular.
He’s the type that’s been baw deep in an alsation, trying to be controversial as a distraction from it. Even the Ultras fucked off before the game ended. Keep the knee on their throat Celtic.