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Super Scoreboard has reached some incredible heights this season, back to being absolutely essential listening as angry bears spill out the agony and pain of another season of failure.
Christmas 2024 has been absolutely epic as the new found hope borne out of losing the League Cup Final has been replaced by the reality of St Mirren and Motherwell.
A very high benchmark has been set but the day after drawing at Motherwell Craig released his festive masterpiece, forcing Gordon Duncan, Andy Halliday and Roger Hannah into a few awkward moments before the fake laughter kicked in.
? “You can take a bear out the wild but you’ll never take the wild out the bear!”
Craig the Rangers fan shared his household motto ? pic.twitter.com/Lqw0njT5K5
— Clyde 1 Superscoreboard (@ClydeSSB) December 30, 2024
Craig and the other bears on SSB seem forever trapped in the nineties, unaware that the recruitment methods used by Dave Murray led to administration and liquidation in 2012.
The real beauty of this is that there are a couple of generations of Ibrox fans who think that the ill-gotten gains of the nineties are the norm and that anything less is abject failure.
A newly launched club established as the second best in Scotland inside 10 years is a decent achievement but not good enough for Craig and the rest who were brought up on a decade of triumphalism.
Fan media, especially heart-broken podcasts are a major contribution to the current levels of enjoyment but there remains a place for SSB as old school bears share their dejection over Scotland’s Most Successful Club.
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Moon howling bastards man ?— Max S ??????? ?? ? (@D1rtyd1ngus21) December 30, 2024
They are all literally deranged. Nothing will change, the Rangers he knew does not exist anymore and we are all laughing at the current reincarnation ?
— Mark Murphy ?? (@Markyjig) December 30, 2024
— TimeForScotlandtoLeave (@Indyisamust) December 30, 2024
Wild bears, reveal yourself. ? pic.twitter.com/ZwYi7AlqE8
— Over and Over (@Overandover72) December 30, 2024
Craig when he came off the phone ? pic.twitter.com/7hTZikGdOn
— Wee Kyogo’s maw (@wee_kyogos_maw) December 30, 2024
He has been saving that one for weeks, possibly months. His family have been telling him not to say it, but no, he knew better. Now none of them are talking to him for making an arse of himself ?
— neillybhoy67 (@neillynomates) December 30, 2024
canny take the wild oot a bear ???but yae can take the utter pish out a bear ??here for our amusement keep it coming ???
— james nelson ????new account (@jjnel67) December 30, 2024
The Craig guy that phoned up might be a stuntman for Sam Dingle, but the guy Stevie the dawbear that phoned up after the Motherwell game is still the best this week.
That was the THICKO that was against every decision for Motherwell and all for the sevco decisions,to the extent that when the panel pointed matters out to him and the rules of the game he was in total denial of anything, especially the OG ARSELAND punching the ball into his own net,mad Stevie said aw a never seen that incident.
I blame the schools, and worse to think they are breeding.
They are stuck in the nineties all right: the 1690’s.
Buncha F@NNIES!
As the late Ian Archer opined in 1976, as a club they are a permanent embaressment and an occasional disgrace. Nearly 50 years later its as if the comment was made yesterday. Clinging to a term O** f*** to remain relevant is as desparate as it gets….and yes indeed bears do indeed shite in the woods. Not that Clement will be bothering about for to much longer. Brendan holds his fate in his hands.
Let’s just hope the security at ibrox this Thursday is better prepared than previously when we have played there,because should we we win there on Thursday and convincingly especially,then I can see a pitch invasion and our players and others connected to Celtic being seriously injured.
I reckon there will be a pitch invasion,it will only take one Sam Dingle stuntman to get on to that pitch before the rest of village idiots join in.
There might be a wee touch of the American election coming into play here,and we may well have to let sevco win this game to keep the peace,hence the American government was aware of the uprising and civil war ahead of their country if Trump didn’t get his way,so they sat back allowed him to have his way,we may well do the same thing.
Now above is only my opinion,so don’t shoot the messenger.
If they try any of that caper in the digital news age they will become a pariah club in ways never previously seen. They wouldn’t get away with what Linfield did in 1948 with 20 TV cameras in the stadium, and it would be all on them with no opposition fans to blame.
In some ways them winning the game is more dangerous – all the Orcs would stay to the end. Go two up early in the second half and they’ll start to skulk out, and we’ll be playing to 40,000+ empty seats by full time.
why is halliday on that show ?.the irony of him talking about quality the same loser who was substituted before half time against us at hampden you really could not make it up.
Craig shits in the woods