The desperation for January clicks, sessions and impressions on-line is getting out of hand with credibility an after thought.
Traditionally the January transfer window attracts the wildest of speculation, outright flyers and other tales that have less substance than the off the radar wealth of a scruffy guy from Motherwell.
Recently the Daily Record has increasingly indulged in what they term a ‘Parallel Universe’ with other stories putting together Phil Clement’s Fantasy Team for February where they put together the most appealing of rumours.
None of these storylines featured Raphael Fernandez who was completely unknown in Scotland until Saturday’s announcement that he had signed up to the Clement Revolution.
Chasing a similar readership Glasgow World appears to have admitted that they have no footballing sources and have turned to an AI simulator to fill spaces and offer some comfort to readers.
Glasgow World reveals:
Predictions over what will happen are also being made and now the data has been crunched. The simulators have been booted up to see what AI reckons is going to happen between now and the end of the month. From the weird to the quite possible, here’s what transfer are tipped to be done, in and out of Premiership clubs, as per ESports Insider.
Showing a more traditional take on the news the ESports Insider simulator reveals that two Celtic players are heading out the door while Watford are in for a surprise boost of £1.5m from Ibrox in exchange for Ryan Porteous. Clearly ESports Insider never read Paddy Stewart’s interview last Saturday in which austerity was spelled out to the carefully invited gathering.
It seems that Kyogo Furuhashi is on his way to West Ham for £14m with a fee of £4m taking Liam Scales to Championship-bound Southampton.
So there you have it, in the brave new digital era Glasgow World is predicting good news at Ibrox while Celtic are left weakened by the January window.
It seems like Glasgow World are targeting the disappearing Daily Record audience that is down to around 45,000 print sales per day.
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They have to use Artificial Intelligence because there sure as Hell isn’t any REAL intelligence to be found in the SMSM!
That website is awful. As much of a waste of bandwidth as Fail- low Fail-low.
Here is a better one than the article written here,some FUD called Dan Owen has put it out there on the Sevco News with some quotes from Barry Ferguson that sevco are now FINANCIALLY SECURE.
Apparently it’s because of the value of the MORROCAN MESSI,bids starting at £10 million with his value only going to increase the longer he is at the the new klub at ibrox.
What a MADMAN,his klub have posted £17 million losses this season so far,they had to punt £8 million of confetti shares just before Christmas,they are having a jumble sale of their top earners to get them off their books as they can’t afford them,and this ARSEHOLE is telling people the klub is FINANCIALLY SECURE.
I BLAME THE SCHOOLS.
What is AI (Or is it Ai / AL / A1)…
Obviously it’s Lies fo Liebrox but I’ve just never heard of it !
Clach, AI = Artificial Intelligence and like all computerised junk it operates on a shit in, shit out basis, i.e. like the modus operandi at Ibrox where they bring shit in at crazy cost and punt same shit our for peanuts!