TalkSPORT has sent out a desperate message for listeners to find Ally McCoist.
Normally at 6am every Monday the cheeky chappie can be heard bringing sunshine and laughter into the life’s of listeners to the Breakfaast Show.
Whatever the subject Coisty has a cheeky line of wit, even covering his hatred of Celtic up with cheery banter.
Last April he did go too far when he promised to commit hate crimes at the Glasgow Derby, he soon changed his tune on that with none of his many media partners prepared to cancel his contract.
Whatever the message is from inside Ibrox McCoist will back it to the hilt but it seems that losing at home to Queens Park has struck the rawest of nerves.
All through the four hours of the Breakfast Show the hosts were unable to contact the cheeky chappy who is normally always on alert for an extra pay day.
The Sun reports:
His colleagues on talkSPORT tried to get in contact with him this morning to get his thoughts on the defeat and Philippe Clement’s future.
But McCoist was a no show.
Jeff Stelling hosted the breakfast show alongside Gabby Agbonlahor and Celtic-daft Shebahn Aherne.
Agbonlahor was itching to get in contact with McCoist to hear his thoughts on the game but he revealed his pal wasn’t answering his phone.
Speaking live on air, the Aston Villa icon said: “I’ve been trying to look for Ally’s landline number. Where you at? He’s not answering his phone, his mobile. I’m getting his house number, I want to ring him.”
There was no joy for Agbonlahor but his radio pal Stelling urged the public to keep their eyes peeled for any sightings of the Ibrox legend.
He said: “If anybody can spot Ali McCoist, do let us know. Somebody actually said, I’ve just delivered flowers. And I can tell you Ally McCoist was not hiding in there. He’ll be keeping his head down.
“One of the biggest ever humiliations, isn’t it? Clement must be under serious pressure.
Agbonlahor added bluntly: “Unforgivable.”
Coisty will have to regain his composure for Tuesday and Wednesday as he puts a brave face on TNTs coverage of the Champions League.
(Photo by Alex Dodd – CameraSport via Getty Images)
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He’s secretly giving big Pip gardening tips and lessons , behind closed doors ! There’s a knack to all of that tricky weeding and pruning , you know ….
He’s on suicide watch at the local asylum – even had to try and eat the scrambled egg they served for breakfast with a ‘spork’…..
Yeah..all that gerdinin while pushin a weelbarra fou a banknotes is a tad difficult.
Dare say the cheeky wee bigoted, bloo nose chappy has a few tips for Lurch Clemetine.
Pair o thum give me the boak.
Their only thing in common and a possible saving grace is that they both have contributed to the destruction of Sevco.
He’s as fake, As the club”s .. Trophy’s
The pic of him at the top, I’d play on words a little and call it ‘The REAL McCoist’.
A triple-rat-faced bigot who’s got away with it for far, far too long. GHTF off our TV and Radio. He’s a traitor as well as he milked that new company he purports to love though I was okay with that.
COWARDLEEEE….. COISTEEEEE – Who’d a thunk it !!!
Too busy counting his money from his beloved ‘rangers’.
Ally repeat ,What a goal that was What a goal !
Uncle Tom Mccoist